KhattaCorp

Tchr- bccho aj hum grammer pdnge 1 aurat 1 khidki se jhank rhi h boy-ye ekvachan hua Tchr- bahut si aurte khidkiyo se jhank rhi h. Boy- ye to BP(budhwar peth) hua.

Sperms inside penis talking to each other "Mai Engineer banuga" "Mai doctor" "Mai Hero banunga" Boy goes to toilet & masturbates! Sperms: bhenchod career ki maa chod di lodu ne....:P :P

Google also does masti when you type "Kaanmasti" and google asks "Did you mean: gaandmasti".....:P

Santa Banta ne had Kar di Santa: you know, India's population is 120 crores!! Banta: (shocked): what???? are you KIDDING??? Santa: nahi nahi, mai itne bachche paida nahi kar raha

A pole in the hole makes a new soul.

hahaha

A man ws gettin married 3 young ladies offerd2 marry him. He hd2 make choice,so he tested dem by gvng 5000 each2 spend. 1 bought new dresses n said she wantd2 luk gud4 him. 2nd got him few shirts &ties n perfumes n said she wantd him2 luk gud. 3rd investd d money in shares.Got profit & returned him original amt,sayin dat she saved d rest 4 deir future. finally he decided2 marry d lady who had.. .. .. The best boobs!!;) (Men wil b men.Always :)