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miya-ghalib-garibi-se-tang-akr

Miya Ghalib garibi se tang akr Daku bn gaya. Daketi krne Bank gye or kaha. Arj hai,Takdir me jo h whi milega, Hands Up madarchodo koi apni jagah se nhi hilega. Fir cashier se kaha...kuch khawab meri aankho se nikaal do Jo kuch b hai bhosadi ke jaldi se is bag mai dal do. Bhula de mujhko kya jata h tera, Mai ma chod dunga, jo kisi ne peecha kiya mera

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टीचर ने गोलू से कहा- ‘मामूली’ शब्द को वाक्य में इस्तेमाल करो। गोलू ने बहुत देर सोचने के बाद जवाब दिया- मेरी ‘मां मूली’ बड़े शौक से खाती है।

all-the-children-are-restless

All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said ' Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy ,

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टीचर ने गोलू से कहा- ‘मामूली’ शब्द को वाक्य में इस्तेमाल करो। गोलू ने बहुत देर सोचने के बाद जवाब दिया- मेरी ‘मां मूली’ बड़े शौक से खाती है।

a-guy-had-to-choose-a-wife-frm

A guy had to choose a wife frm 3 girls.:-):-) He gave each sum money to test them. 1st got a makeover to luk good.:-O The man got impressed.;-) . 2nd bought clothes 4 d guy & told him its he who is prime 4 her.:-) He liked her also;-) . . 3rd invested d money & made a profit & gave it back.The guy likd her too.;-);-) . . And finally wen d time came to choose . . The guy simply chose the girl with . . . . . . .The bigest boob. Men wil b Men! :D:D

adalat-mein-ek-talak-ka-case-a

Adalat Mein Ek Talak Ka Case Aata Hai, Patni Judge Se Kehti Hai. Patni: “Ye Mujhe Bahut Chodta Hai, Main In Ke Sath Nahi Reh Sakti” Judge Uske Pati Se Puchta Hai: “Kitni Baar Chodte Ho Ek Din Mein?” Pati: “Raat Ko Sone Se Pehle, Phir Aadhi Raat Ko, Phir Subah Chai Se Pehle, Phir Chai Pee Ke, Phir Breakfast Se Pehle, Phir Breakfast Ke Baad, Phir Office Jane Se Pehle, Phir Office Se Aa Ke, Phir Lunch Karke, Phir Sham Ko Office Se Aa Ke, Phir Chai Pee Ke, Phir Dinner Se Phle Aur Fir Dinner Kar Ke, Judge: “Itni Baar Chod Ke Tu Bor Nahi Hota?” Pati: “Ji Jab Bor Hota Hu Tab Mutth Maar Leta Hu“

ek-choti-si-cute-si-ladki-ghar

ek choti si cute si ladki ghar ke bahar khel rahi thi. Achanak bhagti hui andar aayi aur apne papa se boli. . Girl- Papa is paheli ka jawab do Masal masal k khada kiya or thuk laga k ghusa diya papa-chi chi maar khayegi. Girl- arre papa SUI ME DHAGA.. . aap bhi naa..lund ke lund hi rahoge..!!

man-goes-to-a-chemist-give-me

Man goes to a chemist "Give me a condom. I'm going to my GF's home for dinner. Then he says "Give me 1 more. My GF's sis is a bomb & is still hotter. . __During dinner__ The dad walks in, Man lowers his head & starts praying. After 10 min & he is still praying, his head down. All r surprised.. Girl-I never knew u were so religious ! Man-I never KNEW YOUR DAD WAS A CHEMIST !:-D:-P;-)

a-tricky-ques-for-all-the-khat

A tricky ques for all the Khatta Corpians !!!!!! Suppose u r in bed , Sleeping in between hot , sexy Nude girl and a professional Gay, SO Which side u will turn Your ASS to ???????? :P :P Hit like for hot sexy nude Girl or comment for Gay

a-tricky-ques-for-all-the-khat

A tricky ques for all the Khatta Corpians !!!!!! Suppose u r in bed , Sleeping in between hot , sexy Nude girl and a professional Gay, SO Which side u will turn Your ASS to ???????? :P :P Hit like for hot sexy nude Girl or comment for Gay

ek-baar-santa-train-mein-ja-ra

Ek Baar Santa Train Mein Ja Raha Tha. Uske Samne Ek Ladki Mini-Skirt Dale Bethi Thi Aur Ussne Panty Bhi Nahin Pehni Thi. Santa Maje Se Usski Choot Ko Dekh Raha Tha, Achanak Ladki Santa Ko Boli. Ladki: “Kya Tum Meri Choot Dekh Rahe Ho?” Santa Chonk Gaya. Ladki Boli: “Koi Baat Nahin Dekho Dekho Badi Special Hai” Santa Hairan Hoke Bola: “Achha, Kya Special Hai?” Ladki Boli: “Meri Choot Aankh Bhi Marti Hai” Aur Ussne Choot Se Aankh Marwa Di. Santa Hairan Ho Kar Dekhta Raha. Ladki Boli: “Meri Choot Smile Bhi Pass Karti Hai” Aur Ladki Ne Apni Choot Hila Kar Smile Bhi Pass Karwa Di. Santa Phir Hairan Ho Kar Dekhta Raha. Ladki Ko Ab Tharak Chadd Gayi Thi, Vo Bade Pyar Se Santa Ko Boli, Ladki: “Idhar Aaao Aur Iss Mein Apni Do Ungaliyaa Daalo” Santa Hairan Hoke Seat Se Uchalta Hua Bola: “Oh Teri, Kya Yeh Seeti Bhi Maarti Hai?“

couple-in-bed-wife-is-trying

Couple in bed, wife is trying to sleep and hubby is reading. Every so often, hubby puts his hand under the sheets and touches her fanny. Wife takes off her nightie and hubby says, "Not tonight, I'm trying to read." She shouts, "Why the hell did you start with the 4play then?" He replied, "That wasn't 4play. I was just wetting my fingers to turn the pages!!

couple-in-bed-wife-is-trying

Couple in bed, wife is trying to sleep and hubby is reading. Every so often, hubby puts his hand under the sheets and touches her fanny. Wife takes off her nightie and hubby says, "Not tonight, I'm trying to read." She shouts, "Why the hell did you start with the 4play then?" He replied, "That wasn't 4play. I was just wetting my fingers to turn the pages!!

a-tricky-ques-for-all-the-khat

A tricky ques for all the Khatta Corpians !!!!!! Suppose u r in bed , Sleeping in between hot , sexy Nude girl and a professional Gay, SO Which side u will turn Your ASS to ???????? :P :P Hit like for hot sexy nude Girl or comment for Gay

couple-in-bed-wife-is-trying

Couple in bed, wife is trying to sleep and hubby is reading. Every so often, hubby puts his hand under the sheets and touches her fanny. Wife takes off her nightie and hubby says, "Not tonight, I'm trying to read." She shouts, "Why the hell did you start with the 4play then?" He replied, "That wasn't 4play. I was just wetting my fingers to turn the pages!!

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गोलू 8 बजे स्कूल पहुंचा. टीचर – स्कूल 7 बजे शुरू होता है. इतने लेट क्यूँ आये ? गोलू - मिस, प्लीज आप मेरी इतनी फिकर मत किया करो. लोग गलत समझते हैं …. !