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Boy on phone: if u can guess wht's hidden in my hand, I'll let u hv it. Girl: if u can hide it in 1 hand,then am nt interstd

Ek Ladki:- Doctor, Meri B(.)(.)BS bahut choti hain? Doctor:- Roz aana hoga. CHUS CHUS ke bade kar dunga. Ladki:- Theek hai. Apne Boy-Friend ko bhi le aaungi. Uski Lulli bhi Bhut choti hai.

Monkey takes Lady's bra and sits on tree. Lady shouts:- "Niche daal, pls niche daal" Monkey laughs & says:- "Besharam, shanti rakh, shuruwat Bra se hoti hai.."

Suhagraat Me Aaram Se Sex Hone Par Bhi Wife Jor Se Cheekhi Husband~"Cheekh Kyo Rhi Ho" . . Wife~"Bahar Tere Dost Khade Hai, Teri Izzat Badha Rhi Hu"...... :D

Wife Called Her Husband..!!! Wife : Honey,Where Are You? Husband : I`m At The Bank. Wife : Dear, Please I Need 3000 Bucks To Activate My Blackberry, 5000 To Do My Hair and facial And 20,000 To Buy A Dress. Husband : Sorry, I Meant I Was . . . . At The "Bank" Of A River. Do You Want Fish???