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Ek Din Santa Ne Banta Se Puchha: “ Oye Ek Baat Bata, Ladki Aur Bijli Ki Taar Mein Kya Farak Hai? ” Banta: “ Yaar Jyada Farak Nahi Hai, Dono Nangi Ho To Jaan Nikal Deti Hain .”


Baba Ramdev: Beta, hamesha apne se badi ko Maa, choti ko beti aur barabar wali ko bhan samjho. Santa: Baba fir ye lund tum rakh lo, Baba Ramdev: Kyo Beta Santa: jadi-buti kutne k kaam aayega.


1 ladki k paas ek unknown call aayi.. . . . Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ?? . . Ladki:"yes... b ut who are u..?? . . Ladka:"tera bhai.. ru­k ghar aa k batata hu.. . . . After few second once again unknown call . . . . Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ?? . . Ladki:"no i dont.. :( . . Ladka:"to mai kon hu.. ?? :/ . Ladki:"ohh sorry jaanu mainesocha bhai hai.. :( . . . . . Ladka:"mai bhai hi hu....:/ :@ "bas aaj to tu gayi....


How do girls msg their friends after a long time- Hey ! Where r u dear ? It's been so long since v met, I really Miss those times v spend together, everything's fine na ? :( :* ♥ How do boys msg their friends after a long time- BhoSsdi ke kahan rehta hai aajkal ?? Tu to milne b nhi ata, Behnch*d teri shakal tak bhul gaya main toh,Wo to aaj susu karte waqt meri nazar L pe gayi to teri shakal yad aa gyi, Sab theek toh hai na lodu ?Kaisa hai bhai..?? :D


Chuha ped pe chad gaya. Monkey : ped pe kyun aaya. Chuha : arre chiku khane aya hu yaar. Monkey : chodu ye toh aam ka ped hai. Chuha : zindagi me ek baat yad rakhna bhosdike, majdoor ko khodna aur Baap ko chodna mat sikha..main chiku sath laya hu lavde..=))


INDIAN MOM- just can't beat her!!!!!!!! A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner....who lives with a room mate, a girl named Soniya During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than what met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Soniya and I are just roommates." About a week later, Soniya came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure...." So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother: I'm not


Boss : Let me fuck u once, I'll b quick & pay u 1000. I'll throw the money on the floor & b4 u bend down & pick it up all, I'll b done! Secretary likes the proposal & She calls her BF. BF: Its fine, but ask for 2000 & b very quick 2 pick the money. Aftr 4 hrs BF calls her. BF: What happend? GF: That Bastard is still fucking me. He brought Coins! Lesson: Investments are subject 2 market risks. Please read the offer documents carefully before investing....


Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And12… A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factl ­y replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,"Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWOfor Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, pickingup a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,


one day the Teacher asked d class 1 students about there future plan... Lil john raised his hand Teacher ..yes john wts ur plan Lil john : I want to be stinking rich ...clubbing everyy day...boozing, dancing,smoking..*beer* moving around with lil bitches and gifing them diamonds ,villas, a private jet... And make love with her thrice a dayy.♥♥ Teacher thot it wz a waste to tell john ..he is a spoilt brat so she ignores3-| and asked lucy - u tell Lucyy- I wanna b lil johns lil bitch...;;) =)) =D