Boss : Let me fuck u once, I'll b quick &
pay u 1000. I'll throw the money on the
floor & b4 u bend down & pick it up all,
I'll b done!
Secretary likes the proposal & She calls
her BF.
BF: Its fine, but ask for 2000 & b very
quick 2 pick the money.
Aftr 4 hrs BF calls her.
BF: What happend?
GF: That Bastard is still fucking me. He
brought Coins!
Lesson:
Investments are subject 2 market
risks. Please read the offer documents
carefully before investing....
बचपन में मैं भी जब कोई गलती कर देता था और पिटने के आसार नजर आने लगते थे तो तुरंत किताब खोल के बैठ जाता था! वो बात अलग है कि कुटाई फिर भी होती थी। - जामिया लाइब्रेरी कांड