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a-guy-from-up-a-guy-from-utta

A Guy From UP A guy from Uttar Pradesh (UP) was away from his family for about 4 years while his wife was in UP. At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son... His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this "happy event" happened when he had not seen his wife for four years... The man said it is common in UP that neighbours take care of the wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.The colleagues asked him,"What name will you give to the son?" The man explained, "If its the second neighbour who has taken care,then the name would be DWIVEDI; If it is the third neighbour then it would be TRIVEDI, If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be CHATURVEDI; If its the fifth neighbour then it would be PANDEY... After listening to this, questions followed. What if it is a mixture of neighbours? "Then the boy would be named MISHRA"... And what if the wife is too shy to

doodhwala-lagataar-ek-aurat-ki

Doodhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell Baja Raha Tha. Aurat Naha Rahi Thi So Onnchi Awaaj Mein Gusse Se Boli: “Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge, Ab Bas Bhi Karo, Tumse Achchha Toh Paperwala Hai, Jo Chup-Chaap Neeche Se Daal Deta Hai“

an-army-sniper-goes-to-rifle-s

An Army Sniper goes to Rifle shop to buy new scope for his Gun Manager takes out 1 & says: "this scope is so good, U can see my house 1km up on dat hill...." Sniper looks through d scope & laughs and says: "I see a naked man & A naked woman in the house" Manager looks in d scope & gives 2 bullets to sniper and tells him : "I'll give U this scope for free, If U shoot my wife's head off & D guy's Dick" Sniper looks again in the scope and says back : "Well.. Seems like I can do that in a single bullet! " XD

wife-jaanu-aaj-tumhari-girl

"Wife : Jaanu Aaj Tumhari Girlfriend Raat Stay Karne Aa Rahi Hai Na ? Maine Fridge Mein Cake Aur Juice Rakh Diya Hai & Fruit Salad Bhi Bana Diya Hai, Condoms Side Table Ki Daraaz Mein hai, Nahane Ka New Soap Bhi Nikaal Diya Hai, Mein Bachcho Ko Le Kar Mummy Ke Yahan Jaa Rahi Hoon, Kal Shaam Tak Aa jaoongi, Programe Mein Koi Change Ho To Inform Kar Dena Main Waha Aur Ruk Jaungi! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ This is. . . . . . . . . . . A MARRIED MAN'S DREAM................ :DD

a-divorce-case-come-in-court

A Divorce Case Come In Court :! Wife : "I need divorce because.. My Husband is not Active on Bed :/ Judge : Mam but your Husband is A Kabaddi Champion :!! Wife : "That's the problem, He touches Me And Run Away :(

ak-baar-lift-mein-ak-aadmi-ka

Ak Baar Lift Mein Ak Aadmi Ka Haath Galti Se Ak Aurat Ke Boobs Par Lag Gaya. Admi: “Agar Aap Ka Dil Aapke Boobs Ki Tarah Nazuk Hai To Aap Mujhe Maaf Kar Dena ” Aurat: “Agar Aap Ka Lund Aapke Haath Jitna Kadak Hai, To Mei Room No.202 Mein Thahri Hui Hoon.“

santa-ne-socha-ki-vo-gaon-mein

Santa Ne Socha Ki Vo Gaon Mein Hi Shadi Karega Kyunki Gaon Ki Ladkiyan Shariff Aur Sex Se Anjaan Rahti Hain Isliye Kunwari Bhi Hoti Hain. Santa Ke Baap Ne Uske Liye Rishtedari Mein Ek Gaanv Ki Ladki Dhundi Santa Us Sse Milne Gaya Aur Usko Apna Lund Dikha Ke Pucha Santa: “Ye Kya Hai?” Ladki: “Ye Chuha Hai” Santa Bada Khush Hua Ki Ladki To Sharif Hai Isko Kuch Bhi Nahi Pata Usne Us Ladki Ke Sath Shadi Kar Li Suhag Raat Pe Santa Ne Usko Apna Lund Dikhaya Aur Poochha Santa: “Ye Kya Hai?” Ladki: “Ji Ye Chuha Hai” Santa Ne Socha, Ab Is Ko Iska Asli Naam Bata Hi Deta Hun Santa: “Ye Chuha Nahi Lund Hai” Ladki: “Areey Ye Chuha Hi Hai, Lund To Hamare Gaanv Mein Kallu Ka Hota Tha“

sholay-film-mein-sabse-badi-t

“Sholay Film Mein Sabse Badi Tragedy Kya Thhi?” . . . . . . . . Answer: “Pehle To Gabbar Ne Thakkur Ki Biwi Maar Di Aur Phir Bechhare Ke Haath Bhi Kaat Diye.“ jo jo samjhe thoko like *** baki sab POGO dekho .. ;)

यू आल आर हेयरबाई इन्फोर्म्द द

यू आल आर हेयरबाई इन्फोर्म्द दैट Khatta Corp's .. हैप्पी बर्थडे (भाग भोसड़ी हिंदी में इंग्लिश नहीं लिखा जाता ) 15 Dec को है । तोह दोस्तों अपने गांड फाडू सुझाव और गांड से खून निकाल देने वाले ideas दें की किस तरह धूम धाम से जन्मदिन मनाया जाए ।