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एक आदमी का 40 वां जन्मदिन था। दोस्त: तुमने केक पर बल्ब क्यों लगाया है? आदमी: 40 मोमबत्ती लगाने में मुश्किल हो रही थी, इसलिए 40 वॉट का बल्ब लगा दिया।

on-hearing-that-her-elderly-gr

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

bill-gates-organized-an-enormo

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. ... 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Singh. Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Mr. Singh says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Mr. Singh says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays............. Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room. Mr. Singh says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.. Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak, Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Mr. Singh say

apni-gf-ke-samne-doosri-ladki

Apni GF ke samne doosri ladki ko kaise dekhe ? Boy : Tumne us ladki ko dekha, wo kapde usee bilkul suit nahi karte. Gal : Han haram kee pille tu to chahta hai wo kapde hi na pehne. Moral - Ladki ne phle hi sprite pi li thi :P

a-mechanical-engineer-had-all

A mechanical engineer had all the equipments: screwdriver, tester, clamps, spade, jack etc. He once fell in love and lost his spade.....Y? . . . . . . . . . . Remember the song of Awara Pagal Diwana 'Jise hasna rona hain wo pyaar kare... jise "pana" (spade) khona hain wo pyar kare'

dardnaak-kahani-ladka-ladki

"DARDNAAK KAHANI" Ladka Ladki ko chahta tha, magar wo ladki nahi jaanti thi! Ek din ladke ne himmat ki aur ussey kaha, "Tum mujhe acchi lagti ho." To ladki ko Gussa aaya aur usne ladke k naak pe mukka maar diya. Ladke ki naak mei bohot dard hua, aur iss tarah.. Ye 'DARD' 'NAAK' wali kahani khatam hui.... :

apni-gf-ke-samne-doosri-ladki

Apni GF ke samne doosri ladki ko kaise dekhe ? Boy : Tumne us ladki ko dekha, wo kapde usee bilkul suit nahi karte. Gal : Han haram kee pille tu to chahta hai wo kapde hi na pehne. Moral - Ladki ne phle hi sprite pi li thi :P