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santa-ke-ghar-ek-kuttiya-thi-a

Santa Ke Ghar Ek Kuttiya Thi Aur Vo Pregnant Thi, Santa Roj Bhagwan Se Prathna Karta Tha Ke: “Hey Bhagwan Kutta Ya Kuttiya Hi Ho” Banta Ne Ek Din Use Ye Kahte Suna To Badi Hairani Se Bola. Banta: “Abe Is mein Mangne Wali Kya Baat Hai? Kutta Ya Kutti Hi To Honge” Santa Sharmate Hue: “Nahi Yaar, Beech-Beech Mein Main Bhi Pange Le Liya Karta Tha“ <3 <3 YoGesh Jain

couple-silent-in-bed-wife-t

Couple silent in bed... Wife thinks : Why is he not talking to me? Is he thinking of another woman? Is he seeing someone? Don't I appeal to him anymore? Are wrinkles showing on my face? Is he trying to dump me? Is he now finding me ugly? Have I put on weight at the wrong places? Is he upset with my nagging? WHY IS HE UPSET? Husband thinks : . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dhoni ne last over Jadeja ko kyu di hogi...??

son-daddy-i-fell-in-love-w

Son: Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl Father: "That's great son. Who is she? Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter" father: "Oh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later, Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great son, Who is she?" Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter, Father: "Oh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister." This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!" The mother hugshim affectionately and says: . . . . "My love, you can date whoever

kaminey-dost-4-boys-on-bike

KAMINEY DOST!!! 4 Boys on bike... Police:- Triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho?? Boys shocked... . looks behind.. . and says:- saalo 5wa kaha gir gya...?? :P :D:D

singham-effect-dad-result-ky

SINGHAM Effect Dad: Result kya aaya....?? Boy: Aai chya gavat, fail ho gaya. Dad: Besharam! Nalayak.. Boy: Kuch bhi karne ka, Mera ego hurt nahin karne ka.! Dad: Aaj se teri pocket money band. Boy: Meri jaroorat kam hai, Isi liye meri zamir me dum hai. Dad: Get out. Boy: Aata Maaji satakli re Dad: Mujhe ab papa mat kehna. . . . Boy: Ae Gotya.. Gotya.. Gotya :D :p

before-marriage-in-dabangg

Before marriage in dabangg . . sonakshi ke nain : TERE MAST MAST DO NAIN. . . . . after marriage in dabangg 2 sonakshi ke nain: DAGABAJ RE HAYE TORE NAINA BADE DAGABAJ RE. . . . . . MORAL: shadi ke baad acche accho ki bhi ankhe khul jati hai. :D

how-2-satisfy-a-woman-caress

HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN; caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,console, worship, respect & love. . . . . . . . . . . . . HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; Blow job xP xD xD xD

golu-molu-bahut-achhe-dost-t

Golu & Molu Bahut Achhe Dost Thhe Par Achanak Ek Hi Din Dono Mar Jate Hai Aur Ikathe Narak Mein Pahunchte Hai. Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha. Golu: “Abe Tu Kaise Mara?” Molu: “Thand Se, Aur Tu?” Golu: “Mene Aatam Hatya Ki” Molu: “Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khusi Se Jee Raha Thha?” Golu: “Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li” Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola. Molu: “Bhonsdi Ke Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur Na Mein Thand Se“ <3 YoGesh Jain <3

the-wife-came-home-early-from

The Wife Came Home Early From Work And Found Her Husband In Bedroom Doing Love To A Very Attractive Young Woman. She Cried: “You Are A Disrespectful Pig! How Dare You Do This To Me — A Faithful Wife, The Mother Of Your Children! I’m Leaving You. I Want A Divorce Right Away!” Husband Replied: “Hang On Just A Minute Love So At Least I Can Tell You What Happened.” She Sobbed: “Fine, Go Ahead, But They’ll Be The Last Words You’ll Say To Me!” And The Husband Began – Well, I Was Getting Into The Car To Drive Home, And This Young Lady Here Asked Me For A Lift. She Looked So Down And Out And Defenseless That I Took Pity On Her And Let Her Into The Car. I Noticed That She Was Very Thin, Not Well Dressed And Very Dirty. She Told Me That She Hadn’t Eaten For Three Days. So, In My Compassion, I Brought Her Home And Warmed Up The Enchiladas I Made For You Last Night, The Ones You Wouldn’t Eat Because You’re Afraid You’ll Put On Weight. Since She Needed A Good Clean-Up, I Suggested A Shower, And Whi

husband-wanted-a-lonely-woman

HUSBAND WANTED A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to.get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray- hairedgentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

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एक बार संता एक सवाल-जवाब प्रतियोगिता में भाग लेता है और अंतिम चरण तक पहुँच जाता है जहां पर कि प्रतियोगिता के आयोजक उस से कहते हैं, "संता जी अगर इस चरण में पूछे जाने वाले तीन सवालों के आपने सही जवाब दे दिए तो आप एक करोड़ रूपया जीत जायेंगे, तो क्या आप तैयार हैं ? संता: जी हाँ। आयोजक: आप अपने माता-पिता से ज्यादा प्यार करते हैं या अपनी प्रेमिका से? संता: जी अपने माता-पिता से? आयोजक: आप के ख्याल से इस दुनिया में एक इंसान के लिए पैसा ज्यादा ज़रूरी है या प्रेम? संता: जी प्रेम। आयोजक: आप किसी खूबसूरत लड़की के अन्दर सबसे ज्यादा क्या देखना पसंद करते हैं? संता: जी अपना लंड।

pathan-apni-patni-se-puchta-ha

Pathan Apni Patni Se Puchta Hai. Pathan: “Kya Humari Jaan Aaj Hum Se Naraz Hai?” Patni Hairani Se: “Nahi To” Pathan: “To Phir Hamari Taraf Apna Muh Kar Ke Kyu Leti Hui Ho“

ek-baar-ek-ladke-ne-apni-mummy

Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Apni Mummy Se Pucha: “Mummy Tum Har Roj Papa Ke Uper Chad Ke Jump Kyu Marti Ho?” Mummy: “Tere Papa Ke Pet Mein Bhari Hui Hawa Nikalne Key Liye!!” Ladka: “Koi Fayda Nahi Hai Mummy Apne Pados Wali Mallu Aunty Roj Aakar Apne Muh Se Dobara Hawa Bhar Jati Hai“

doctor-nurse-tumne-bed-no5

Doctor: Nurse, Tumne Bed No.5 Wale Patient Ka Blood Pressure Check Kiya ?? Nurse: Haan Doctor 4 Baar Blood Pressure Check Kar Chuki Hoon, Har Baar High Ho Raha Hai… Doctor: Kuch Sochne Ke Baad Bola: “Abki Bar Check Karo To Apni T-Shirt Ke Uper Ke Button Band Karke Check Karna“

santa-ki-sadi-hui-suhag-rat-ke

Santa ki sadi hui suhag rat ke waqt wo apni bibi ko piche se karne laga bibi-suniye ji aage se karte hai. Santa-tumhe kaise pata. Bibi-jab me college me thi mujhe gunde utha kar le gaye the unho ne aage se kiya tha. Santa-sale ye gunde bahut confuse karte hai jab mujhe le gaye the piche se kiya tha.

ek-ladki-khushi-khusi-se-apni

Ek Ladki Khushi Khusi Se Apni Maa Ke Room Mein Aayi Aur Boli Ladki: “Maa Tumne Kaha Tha Na…” Maa: “Kya Kaha Tha Beti” Ladki: “Ke Mard Ke Dil Mein Jane Ka Rasta Ankhon Se Hokar Jata Hai?” Maa: “Haan?” Ladki: “Lekin Maa, Kal Raat Mene Dusra Rasta Bhi Dhoond Liya!“

lady-do-you-smoke-man-yes

Lady: Do you smoke? Man: Yes Lady: How many packs a day? Man: 3 packs Lady: How much per pack Man: Rs. 100.00 Lady: And how long have you been smoking? Man: 15 years Lady: So 1 pack cost Rs. 100.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at Rs. 9000. In one year, it would be Rs. 1,09,500 correct? Man: Correct Lady: If in 1 year you spend Rs. 1,09,500 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at Rs. 16,42,500 correct? Man: Correct Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you smoke? Lady: No Man: Where's your fucking Ferrari then?

ladkion-ki-shadi-jab-hoti-hai

Ladkion Ki Shadi Jab Hoti Hai To Unki Friends Unki Suhag Raat Pe Apni Friend Se Kya Kahti Hain? 1980: “Dulha Bhai Jo Kare, Unko Kar Lene Dena” 1990: “Jo Bhi Ho Bardaasht Kar Lena, Rokna Mat!” 2000: “Fikar Na Kar Yaar, Tujhe To Sab Pata Hai!” 2010: “Yaar Koi Naya Style Pata Chale To Mujhe Bhi Batana Plz“ add me <3 YoGesh Jain <3

in-biology-class-test-first-q

In Biology Class Test, First Question Is: Question: “ Mention 3 Benefits Of Cucumber?” All Girls Answered 1. No Fear Of Pregnancy 2. No Chance Of HIV-Aids 3. No Need Of A Partner

rajnikants-power-talwar-baazi

Rajnikant's Power Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me.. 1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do Tukde Kar Diye.. 1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui Makhi Ki Gardan Kaat Di.. Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya..Talwaar Ghumayi But Machar Udta Hi Raha.. Japnis: Machar To Ud Rha Hai.. Rajnikant Muskurate Hue Bola: Udd To Raha Hai.., But Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa...!! ;-)

ek-budhe-aadmi-ne-socha-ki-mer

Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho Gaya Hai So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske Piche Gaya Aur Bola Buddha: “Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?” Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir Bola Buddha: “Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?” Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya Aur Bola Buddha: “Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?” Budhi Chillate Hue: “Bhonsdi Ke, Ye Teesri Baar Haan Bol Rahi Hu“

baba-ramdev-ji-ek-din-yoga-kar

Baba Ramdev Ji Ek Din Yoga Karate Hue Logo Ko Samjha Rahe Thhe Ramde: “Aj Ki Aurat Itne Kam Kapde Pehnti Hai Ki Taange, Peeth, Pura Badan Nanga Dikhta Hai, Yaha Tak Ki Bra Tak Kapdo Ke Ander Se Dikhti Hai” Bheed Mein Se Santa Ki Awaj Aayi: “Baba Ji Aap Yoga Karvao, Lund Khada Mat Karvao“ <3 YoGesh Jain <3

self-protection-with-heavy-fli

Self Protection with heavy Flirt :- . . . . . Teacher :- Why are u sleeping in the class ? . . Student :- Your voice is so sweet thats why i am getting sleep . . . Teacher : - Then why other students are not sleeping ? . . Student :- They aren't listening to u mam ...........

santa-ne-apni-marrige-annivers

Santa Ne Apni Marrige Anniversery Par Apni Biwi Se Pucha. Santa: “Apni Shaadi Ko Panch Saal Ho Gaye Tere Ko Sex Ka Sabse Jyada Maza Kis Din Ayaa? ” . . .Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Ji Us Din, Jab Aap Ludhiana Gaye The“

horror-films-mein-ladki-ko-gh

Horror films mein, Ladki ko ghar mei jab kuch ajeeb sunai deta hai to wo kehti hai KON HAI WAHAN? . . KON HAI WAHAN? Jaisay ki Bhoot bolega Haan Behen Mai Kitchen mei hu, tumhari maa nemast gulab jamun banayi hai, wohi kha raha hu aaooo khayenge sath

santa-ke-uper-adalat-mein-ek-c

Santa Ke Uper Adalat Mein Ek Case Chal Raha Tha. Judge: “Tumne Lady Police Officer Ko Apna Hathiyar Kyun Pakdaya?” Santa Rote Hue: “Judge Sahab Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai, Ye Mere Ko Boli, Kaam Karvana Hai To Pehle Mutthi Garam Karo, So Mene Kardi“

girl-1-i-am-in-love-girl2-wh

Girl 1: I am in love Girl2: who is he?? Girl3: how does he look? Girl4: how tall is he?? Girl5: wat is he doing? Girl6: who r his frnds? Girl7: total wealth? After full inspection All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad guy. Girl1: OK. . . . Same situation Boy1: I am in love Boy2: Bhai Party Boy3: Bhai Party Boy4: Bhai Party Boy5: Bhai Party Boy6: Bhai Party Boy7: Bhai Party....:D haha lol

there-were-50-female-1-male

There were 50 female & 1 male monkey in a small cage. It was announced that whoever will identify the male monkey in 1 minute will be awarded with huge cash. 1st Obama went: He failed. 2nd Bush went in but he also failed. 3rd Musharaff went in he also failed. 4th Manmohan wen in & came back in 10 second with a male monkey. Everyone was amazed & they asked how he found the male one just in 10 seconds. MM said: I went in & told them: Vote Congress ko hi dena, aur kissi ko mat dena. Then only one replied: Laud@ le mera.

a-young-wife-who-was-becoming

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage. While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you." On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it. Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her hus

ek-baar-akbar-ke-darbar-mein

Ek baar, Akbar ke darbar mein ek randi ne mujra kiya. Woh badi hi KANTEELI NACHANIYA thi.Itni zor se naachi ke sabke tatte short ho gaye. Akbar bahut khush ho gaya. Usne randi ko kaha, "Jamnabai, bol tujhe kya inaam chahiye meri jaan? Sona-chandi, heere-moti,jaageer.... kya chahiye, bol.Agar teri kisise dushmani ho to bhi bataa de......uski behen chod di jayegi." Randi bahut khush hui muh maange inaam ki baat sunke.Par woh bahut hi bhenchod kism ki aurat thi. Uske gandu dimaag mein to kuch aur hi tha. Woh Akbar se boli, "Jahanpanah, jaan ki salaamati mile to kuch arz karoon". Akbar waise hi uske naach pe bahut senti tha.Woh bola, "Jo marzi maang, Jamna darling." Randi boli,"Jahanpanah, mujhe aapki raajgadi pe tatti karni hai." Ek baar to Akbar ko samajh hi nahin aaya ki kya yeh randi BAWLI GAAND to nahin ho gayi? Lekin woh manaa bhi nahin kar sakta tha....promise jo kar diya tha. Usne randi ko kuch aur maangne ke liye kaha, par randi bhi bahut se

ek-bar-ek-mote-sardar-ji-ko-ba

Ek Bar Ek Mote Sardar Ji Ko Badi Teji Se Toilet Aya Par Jese Hi Vo Gents Toilet Mein gaya To Vo Full Tha.. To Usne Apne Baal Khole Aur Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Gaya.. Aur Toilet Pe Beth Gaya.. Itne Mein Ek Lady Aayi Usne Uska Pet Foola Dekh Kar Pucha Ki “Behan Kaunsa Mahina Chal Raha Hai” Sardar Ji Bole: “Daswa (10th)” Lady: “Tabhi To Bachhe Ki Tang Bahar Aa Gayi Hai“

pappu-class-mein-aayi-nayi-ek

Pappu Class Mein Aayi Nayi Ek Ladki Se Puchta Hai. Pappu: “Aye Tune Aaj Panty Nahi Pahni Na?” Ladki Gusse Se Par Hairan Hote Hue: “Oye Tujhe Kaisi Pata?” Pappu: “Kyunki Tere Shoes Par Dandruff Lagi Dikh Rahi Hai“

teacher-asked-children-what-d

Teacher asked children, What do you wish to do in future? Manu: I want to be a pilot. Vinod: I want to be a doctor. Pinky: I want to be a good mother. Our Pappu : I want to help Pinky. :D

2-snakes-on-fb-chat-snake1

2 snakes on FB chat: . snake1: fusss snake 2 : fusss . snake1: fusss fusss fusss snake2: fussss fusss fusss . snake1: fussss fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss snake2: fussss fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss . snake1 : Bhow bhow bhow...... Snake2: saale, aa gaya na aukat pe, mujhe pata tha fake ID hai tu! :D

four-catholic-men-and-a-cathol

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a roomeveryone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

what-does-porn-teach-us

What does Porn teach us.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Either you should be a doctor,patient,teacher, plumber or a pizza delivery boy. An engineer gets nothing!

police-station-mein-dhobi-ne-s

Police Station Mein Dhobi Ne Santa Ke Khliaf Complaint Kari Dobhi Rote Hue: “Is Saale Sante Ne Meri Biwi Ki Ijjat Lutt Li” Police Wala: “Kyu Be, Kyu Kiya Tune Esa?” Santa: “Sir Ji, Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai. Main To Kapde Press Karvane Gaya Thha” Police Wala: “Fir?” . . Santa: “Mene Isko Awaj Lagayi To Ye Bola Ki, Main Khana Kha Raha Hun Istri Garam Hai Khud Maar Lo“ <3 YoGesh Jain <3

एक व्यक्ति किसी बार में जाता ह

एक व्यक्ति किसी बार में जाता है और बार-टेण्डर से कहता है, “मैं तुमसे 2000 की शर्त लगाता हूँ कि मैं अपनी आँखों की पुतलियाँ चाट सकता हूँ” अतः बार-टेण्डर कहता है, “अच्छा ठीक है, लगी शर्त।” व्यक्ति अपनी काँच की कृत्रिम आँख निकालता है, चाटता है और वापस घुसेड़ लेता है। बार-टेण्डर हँसता है और उसे शर्त की राशि दे देता है। अगले दिन वही व्यक्ति एक अन्य शर्त के साथ आता है। “बार-टेण्डर, मैं शर्त लगाता हूँ कि मैं अपनी कुहनी दाँतों से काट सकता हूँ, लगी 5000 की?” बार-टेण्डर सहमत हो जाता है। अतः वह व्यक्ति अपने नकली दाँत मुँह से निकालता है और उनसे अपनी कुहनी काटता है और फिर वापस मुँह में सेट कर लेता है। बार-टेण्डर हँसते हुए उसे 5000 नकद दे देता है। अगले दिन फिर वही व्यक्ति आता है और कहता है “बार-टेण्डर, मैं 10000 शर्त लगा सकता हूँ कि इस बार के अन्तिम छोर में रखे गये गिलास में मैं यहीं से पेशाब की धार पहुँचा सकता हूँ बिना एक बून्द भी इधर-उधर गिरे बगैर।” बार-टेण्डर को यह असंभव सा प्रतीत हुआ अतः उसने यह शर्त भी मान ली। वह राज़ी हो गया। अब वह व्यक्ति बार के ऊपर खड़ा हो गया अपनी पैंट व अन्डरवियर नीचे ख

height-of-double-meaning

Height Of Double Meaning.. . . . Lady to Rikshawala:- Q Bhai andar tak Jayega kya...?? Rikshawala:- Bilkul Jayega Madam Tabi To khada kiya Hai! Lady:- To Phir Ghuma k Piche Se LeLo.. xD

ek-baar-pappu-ki-class-mein-bi

Ek Baar Pappu Ki Class Mein Biology Inspection Honi Hoti Hai. Madam Bachho Ki Samjhati Hai Ki Kal Tum Logo Se Kuch Questions Puche Jayenge, Jaise Ki, “Batao Sharir Ka Sabse Najuk Ang Kaun Sa Hai?” Sab Students Apne Hath Upar Kar Lete Hai Aur Ek Student Bolta Hai: “Aankhein” Madam: “Bahut Achhe, Par Aankhein Kyun?” Student: “Jab Koi Cheez Aankh Mein Chali Jati Hai, To Insaan Ki Marne Wali Haalat Ho Jaati Hai” Isi Tarah Baki Ke Students Bolte Hai Naak, Kaan Vagera Vagera. Pappu Ki Baari Aati Hai To Vo Bolta Hai: “Gaand” Madam Gusse Se Laal-Peeli Hokar: “Chupkar Besharam, Kal Mat Aana, Agar Aao To Apna Muh Mat Kholna” Agle Din Class Mein Inspector Aata Hai Aur Wohi Sawal Puch Leta Hai. Inspector: “Sharir Ka Sabse Najuk Ang Konsa Hai?” Sab Bache Class Mein Hath Upar Kar Lete Hai, Lekin Pappu Apna Hath Upar Nahi Karta, To Inspector Usse Puchta Hai: “Bache Aapko Iska Answer Nahi Pata Kya?” Isse Pahle Pappu Kuch Bolta Madam Inspector Ke Pas Gayi Aur Boli: “Ye Ek Bahut Hi Nalayak Ba

lady-doctor-to-kaamwali-tu-ro

Lady Doctor To Kaamwali: Tu Roz Mere Board Par Lagi DEGREE Ko Dekh Kar TAUBA- TAUBA Kiyu Karti Hain..? Kaamwali: Mujhe 10th Class Pass Karne Tak Masterji Ne 50 Baar Thoka Tha., Aap Ka Kiya Hua Hoga Memsaab.....?

ye-tab-ki-baat-hai-jab-pappu-c

Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai Jab Pappu Chota Thha. Usne Apne Mohalle Ke Park Mein Jhadiyo Ke Piche Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Ko Sex Karte Dekha Aur Bola. Pappu: “Mujhe Bi Sex Karne Do Nahi To Main Tum Dono Ke Maa Baap Ko Bata Dunga Ki Tum Log Kya Kar Rahe Thhe” Ladka Ladki Gabra Gaye Aur Ladki Boli. Ladki: “Please Esa Mat Karna, Lo Aa Jao Tum Mere Sath Sex Kar Lo, Par Ye Baat Kisi Ko Mat Batana ” Pappu Ne Apni Chaddi Utari Aur Sex Karne Ki Koshish Karne Laga. Ab Thha To Vo Bachha Hi, Kaafi Try Karne Ke Baad Bhi Uska Khada Na Hua. To Vo Gusse Mein Ladki Ke Uper Se Utha Aur Chaddi Pahnte Hue Bola. Pappu: “Maa Chuda Gayi Duniyadari, Jo Kaam Galat Hai Vo Galat Hai, Main To Chala Batane “

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At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters had two spoons in their vest pockets. Upon being asked, one waiter said, “We see that the most frequently dropped silverware are spoons, therefore we keep them for replacement.” Then the customer noticed that a string was hanging out of all the waiters’ flies and asked what the string was for. “The string is for us to go to the bathroom,” explained the waiter, “that way, when we pull it, it shoots and aims right away. Then we don’t have to stop to wash our hands.” The customer asked, “Well, that’s how you get it out, but how do you get it back in?” The waiter whispered confidentially, “I don’t know about the others, but I use the two spoons.”

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Ek Baar Santa Kisi Beach Par Gaya. Wahaan Use Ek Nangi Ladki Leti Hui Dikhayi Di. Santa Ko Sharam Aa Gayi To Usne Uske Pichwade Par Apni Topi Rakh Kar Chala Gaya. Piche Se Ghumta Hua Banta Aa Raha Tha, Usne Ye Nazara Dekha To Chilla Kar Bola Banta: “Bachao-Bachao, Hey Bhagwan Wo Admi Pura Andar Chala Gaya Sirf Topi Bahar Rah Gayi.“

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A For Apple B For Bada Apple C For Chota Apple D For Dusra Apple E For Ek Aur Apple F For Fir Ek Apple G For What??? Ek Student Gusse Mein Aakar Bola Sir, G For Gaand Mein Daal Lo Sare Apples

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Ek Baar Santa Kisi Beach Par Gaya. Wahaan Use Ek Nangi Ladki Leti Hui Dikhayi Di. Santa Ko Sharam Aa Gayi To Usne Uske Pichwade Par Apni Topi Rakh Kar Chala Gaya. Piche Se Ghumta Hua Banta Aa Raha Tha, Usne Ye Nazara Dekha To Chilla Kar Bola Banta: “Bachao-Bachao, Hey Bhagwan Wo Admi Pura Andar Chala Gaya Sirf Topi Bahar Rah Gayi.“ <3 YoGesh Jain <3

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CID ne Sony se naata jod liya ... CID ne Sony se naata jod liya ...... .. .. .. .. jis room me mana raha tha abhijeet suhagraat , Daya ne uska darwaja bhi tod diya !!! thoko Like =D

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Pappu Ka Ab School Time Pura Ho Chuka Thha Aur Ab Uska College Mein Admission Ho Gaya Thha Ab Jaisi Aap Logo Ko Pata Hai Ki College Mein Ragging Aam Baat Hai Ese Hi Senior Students Ne Usko Bulaya Aur Kaha Senior Students: “Chal Be, Koi Esi Gaali Deke Dikha, Jo Na Kabhi Kisi Ne Suni Ho Aur Na Hi Kisi Ne Kisiko Di Ho ” Pappu: “Hum Sab Juniors Ka Lund Ek Jhopde Me Aur Jhopda Ap Ki Maa Ke Bhoosde Me “

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A Sardar Went To Red Light Area.. Dalaal Ne Call Girls Ke Naam Cars KeNaam Par Rakhe Thy.. Dalaal: Kiya Loge Sardar Ji.? BMW-Rs.10,000. FERARI-Rs. 9000.. MERCEDES-Rs. 8000... INNOVA-Rs.7000. ... SAFARI-Rs. 6000..... SWIFT-Rs. 5000...... TATA NANO-Rs. 3000....... Sardar Ordered NANO And Was Shocked To See A HIJDRA. . . Sardar: OYE.. Yeh Kiya Hain.? Dalaal: Sardar Ji Yeh NANO Hain.. Iska Engine Piche Hain..!xD xD

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bf to his gf bf: honeymun ol about 3words .... S*x gf(gusse me): hw cheat bf: k k honeymun , its ol abt 4words gf (wid smile): dats nice bf(in mind): f*ck , :D

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"Budhapa Pension Leke Pati Khushi Khushi Ghar Aya. Par Patni Ne Kuch Esa Bol Ke Uska Sara Mood Hi Kharab Kar Diya." Pati Khushi Khushi Ghar Aya Aur Biwi Ko Awaj Dekar Bola. Pati: “Arey Rahul Ki Maa Sunti Ho, Mujhe Seene Ke Safed Baal Dikhane Pe Bhudapa Pension Mili Hai ” Biwi: “Pant Ki Zip Khol Ke Dikha Dete To Viklaang Bhatta Bhi Mil Jaata“

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Muh tod Jawab: . . A maths professor sent an sms to his wife. Dear you are now 54 years old and unable to satisfy me. Now I am with my 18 years old female student. So I will be late tonight. . . Wife replied: Dear you're also 54 years and unable to satisfy me . . Now I am with our driver who is also 18 years . . As you are a mathematician you know very well that 18 goes into 54 many times more than 54 goes into 18, so don't come tonight..!:) Moral: Jyada saanpatti kabhi kabhi bhaari pad jaata hai.

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Teacher ne apne Blouse me Laga gulab bata k Puchha- Ise Poshan kaha se Milta hai? Studt~Dudh se. Tchr~Nahi,Panise. Stu~Hume kya Pata Dali Kaha Tak Gayi Hai? Pehli Baar chudai Karane K Baad Ladki LUND ko choom k Boli: Aaj Mujhe Satya Ka Gyan Ho Gaya, 'COKE' 'PEPSI' Sab Bakwas "MARD Ki LASSI" Hi Bujhaye Asli Pyaas. Suhagrat me puri koshish k bawjud Lund ghusa nahi SARDAR:Tuje pehle kisine nahi KIYA? SARDARNI:Teri Bhn ki chut, bhosdike Jisne b KIYA Meri chaddi utaar k KIYA. Sex k dauran amir Girl apne Garib premi se: Tumhra itna bada kaise? Premi emotional hote hue: Garibi k karan bachpan me mere pas aur koi khilona nhi tha.... PATI Suhagraat Pe PATNI K Nipple Chuste Huve: Tumhare Nipples Kitne Narm Garm or Sharbati hai" PATNI (sharmate huye) : Pata nahi ji Jitne Muh Utni Baatein"... Teacher Board pe likh rahi thi, Achanak Bittu- Madam Aapka Whisper niche gir gaya. Teacher ne Ghabra ke niche dekha aur Bittu ko Zor Se Thappad Mara aur kaha-

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Flight me pilot ne announce kia: "hum ek ghante me land karne wale hain." Fir wo mic band karna bhool gaya aur co-pilot se bola: 'ab to bas ek garam chai piyunga, fir air hostess ko apna Lund chusa k, aadhe ghante chodunga!' Air hostess ye sun kar mic band karwane ke liye bhaagi, aur 1 bachche k pair me fas kar gir gayi. Bahchaa bola: Tujhe badi jaldi hai bhen ki lodi. suna nahi pehle chai piyega..