Lady: Do you smoke? Man: Yes Lady: How many packs a day? Man: 3 packs Lady: How much per pack Man: Rs. 100.00 Lady: And how long have you been smoking? Man: 15 years Lady: So 1 pack cost Rs. 100.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at Rs. 9000. In one year, it would be Rs. 1,09,500 correct? Man: Correct Lady: If in 1 year you spend Rs. 1,09,500 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at Rs. 16,42,500 correct? Man: Correct Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you smoke? Lady: No Man: Where's your fucking Ferrari then?
बचपन में मैं भी जब कोई गलती कर देता था और पिटने के आसार नजर आने लगते थे तो तुरंत किताब खोल के बैठ जाता था! वो बात अलग है कि कुटाई फिर भी होती थी। - जामिया लाइब्रेरी कांड