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My sympathy with Randeep Hoda & Arunoday Singh after watching the "Jism 2" Promo..!! Poor Guys kissed those lips which have sucked so many Dicks!! :P :D

Ek Ladki Rote Hue Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Doctor Ne Usko Dekha Aur Pucha. Doctor: “Arrey Tumhare Hont Kaisi Fatte?” Ladki: “Ji Kiss Karte Hue” Doctor Hairan Se: “Kiss Karte Hue Hont Itne Buri Tarha Se To Nahi Fatt Sakte?” Ladki: “Ji Main Usko Kiss Kar Rahi Thhi, Kisi Ne Darwaje Par Knock Kiya Aur Usne Gabra Ke Pant Ki Zip Band Kar Li“

What is the similarity between a woman’s breast and a park??? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Actually both were designed for children but adults enjoy them more

Ek sardar ka bura din . darwaja khola kundi hath mein , nal khola tonty hath mein , sutcase uthya handle hath mein . . ... .. . . ab dar raha hai ki su su karu ki na karu....?Ek sardar ka bura din . darwaja khola kundi hath mein , nal khola tonty hath mein , sutcase uthya handle hath mein . . ... .. . . ab dar raha hai ki su su karu ki na karu....?

Beti - Main maa ban ne wali hu. Maa-kamini, Kaha jaake chudva k aayi he?Kiska lund muh me leke aayi he?Kis ki lassi chut me bharwa k aayi he?Padhne ki umar me kaha gand marva kaayi he ? Bol warna chut me cement dal k pack kar dungi.. Beti(rote hue)- School k natak Me "MAA" ban ne wali hu..:D

PAPPU U.S.A. se apni maa ko phone krta hai. Pappu :- Maa muze AIDS ho gaya hai. Maa :- Tu wapas mat aana BETA Pappu :- Kyo maa ? Maa :- Agar tu aaya to Teri BIWI ko AIDS hoga, Teri BIWI se tere BHAI ko Tere BHAI se NOKRANI ko, NOKRANI se tere PAPA ko, Tere PAPA se teri MAUSI ko, Teri MAUSI se tere MOUSA ko, Tere MOUSA se Muze, muz se hamare DRIVER ko, driver se teri Bahen ko Or Agar teri bahen ko hua to sare GAON ko ho jayega.! Gaon ko bacha le beta. ;):P=

If sex between 3 people is called a 'threesome', and between 2 people is called a 'twosome' ...then you can understand why all men are called 'handsome'...X_X

Santa Sadak(road) Ke Kinare Baith Ke Patthar Tod Raha Tha... Achanak Santa 6 Fit Hawa Me Uchla. Aur Hawa Me Usne 2-3 Bar Palti Mari. Ek Aadmi Dekh Kar Bahut Khush Hua, Aur 500Rs De Kar Dubara Karne Ko Kaha... Santa Bola: Benchod...500 Kya 5,00,000 Bhi Dega, Fir Bhi Dubara lode Pe Hathoda Kabhi Nhi Marunga....... :P

You can predict any Girl’s future by just touching & feeling her BUTTOCKS..!! This DIVINE Knowledge is called.. ASS-TR0LOGY!!

Girl: I had sex with 2 boys and you had sex with 8 girls,but everybody calls me prostitute.. and they call you a play boy.. Please explain me why? Boy: When a lock is opened by many keys, It becomes a bad lock! But when a key opens many locks, It becomes master key,,,,,!!!

Santa ne nokia ka sbse bdi screen wala ph. Lia.. . . Kyu?? . . . Kyunki wo dkhna chahta tha ph switch on hone pe kaun 2 log hath milate h!:p

Ek Ladki Ki Mochi Se Shadi Hui Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Dulhan Ki Saheli ne Us Se Pucha. Saheli: “Bata Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?” Dulhan Gusse Se: “Ghanta Rahi, Usne Aate Hi Meri Choot Aur Gaand Dono seal Kar Diye Aur Bola, Aur Bata kaha kaha Fatti Hai?“

Chalu Baba Ek Dukhi Lady Baba Ke Pas Gayi Aur Boli Lady: “Baba Mere Pati Kab Sudhrenge?” Baba: “Pati Ko Laye Ho?” Lady: “Nahi.” Baba: “Koi Baat Nahi, Apna Blouse Kholiye” Lady: “Kyun?” Baba: “Bachha, Pati Ki Hath Ki Rekhayein Dekhni Hai Na“

Pappu Ka Ek Dost Tha Golu Ek Din Dono Baatein Kar Rahe The To Golu Ne Pappu Se Puchha Golu: “Jab Girls Car Me Seat Belt Bandhti Hain To Kaisa Dikhta Hai?” Pappu: “Percentage Ke Symbol Jaisa %“

Monday rat Sony SEX channel par dekhiye 8 pm-maniben ka BHOSDA 8.30-Tarak mehta ka ulta LUND 9-sajan re GAND mat MARO 9.30-jugani chali MAA CHUDANE 10-La pata LUND..

Chor ne dudhwale ko nanga kr k ped se bandh diya aur sari bhains le gya.. subah logo ne use khola to usne bhains ke bachde ko khub mara.. logo ne kaha is bejuban ko kyo marte ho? Dudhwala-ye madarchod 4mahine ka ho gya par gandu ko 'Than' aur 'Lund' me fark nhi malum,bhenchod ne Maa chod di raat bhar chus chus ke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9gfPGBsSck

Raja Saheb ke Marte Samay ki Nasihat . To Son: Apne Rishte ki Auraton se Jhuk Kar Mila Karo taaki Lund Dur rahe. To Daughter: Apni Bra Me Thodi Rui rakha karo taki Nipple nazar na aaye. To Damaad: Chodne aur khodne mein farak samjo, Chodne me zor aur khodne me shor, tum ulta karte ho. To Bahu: Gaand marwane se bache paida nai hote, aisa hota toh is forum ke sabhi readers ke kab se bache paida ho gaye hote.. :-P

Define PANTY: It is a romantic curtain that opens before a rhythmic performance & closes when 1 of the performers commonly named PAPPU dies happily after vomiting !

Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" O:) Father: "That's great son. Who is she?":D Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter";;) father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"♥♥ Father: "That's great son. Who is she?":D Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter. Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister." This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddys their father! The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever

T awkward moment wen a GF cmes in trnsparent dress. . before BF n asks. . .pls look into my eyes n say u love me.

Sex karte Waqt Mard ki taqat ka Andaza Hiltey huay 'HIPS' se nahin Balki Ladki kay uchaltey huay 'BOOBS' se hota hai Aur sex ki shiddat ka andaza mard ke 'ZOR' se nahin Ladki ke 'SHOR' se hota hai.. From: Veena malik ki kitab: RANGEEN RAATON KI SANGEEN YAADEN Chapter: 07 Topic: Toofani Jhatkay..

A nurse enters Doctor's room. Doc- Tumhare boobs shirt se bahar kyon hai? Nurse - oh, ye medical students bhi na, cheez instemaal kar ke khuli chhod dete hain..

Boy1 - Mere dad itne lambe hain ki khade khade chalta fan rok dete hain. :p Boy2 - Mere papa b lambe hai par aisi Jhaantoo harkatein nahi karte :D :D