Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" O:) Father: "That's great son. Who is she?":D Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter";;) father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"♥♥ Father: "That's great son. Who is she?":D Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter. Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister." This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddys their father! The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Dont listen to him He isn't your father.". =)) Son ,fainted.