Pogo dekho 3: Why girls are more hot than boys ‘coz boys have 2 zero watt bulbs and 1 40 watt tube-light girls have 2 500 watt bulbs and 1 3000 watt oven jisko samajh aaya like karo baaki pogo dekho...
Read it at ur own risk...!! Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime.... "1 is neither composite nor ... prime" --------------- Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist.... My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST --------------- yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak.... Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK.. --------------- Woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi, usse pana mein chahun.... ahun ahun ahun......... .ahun ahun ahun --------------- mehangai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.. ek chutki bhar sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu... --------------- Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan... LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan. -------------- Emotional Shayari Arz kiya hai Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana A for Apple B for Banana WAH WAH!! ---------------Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... Yashomati MaiyyaSe Bole Nandlala... "Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!" ---------------Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sac
It is said that inzamam don’t understand english. Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”. Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance. ”.
Boy goes to a chemist- "Give me a condom. I'am going to my gf's house for dinner. Then he says "Give me 2 more. My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot." During dinner, her Dad walks in. Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying. 10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down. All are surprised. Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious" Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!!!!
A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "Fuck, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don't use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his second shot. Again he missed and under his breath he said, "I fuck'n missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don't use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn't help mutter, "Oh fuck'" The priest said, "That's it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance the GOD said, "FUCK, I Missed". P.S:->This khatta is meant for fun only. No intention to hurt any religion or religious feelings.
Ek panditiji ka tota raste se gujarte hue ek aadmi ko bohot galiyan deta tha. Roj-roj galiyan sun ke wo pareshaan ho gya & ek din usne panditji se shikayat ki. Panditji ne tote ko bohot datan. Agle din jab wo addmi fir us tote ke paas se gujra to tote ne kuch nahi kaha. Aadmi wapas aaya aur tote se bola, aaj tune gali nahi di... Tota bola: "Samajh to tu waise bhi gya hi hoga"...:)
Old one....and long one too.. Ek bahut hi harami launda tha jo baat baat per gaaliyan deta tha. Ek din uske mohalle walo ne haj yatra per jaane ka plan banaya per usko include nahi kiya, wo mukhiya ke paas gaya aur haj pe jaane ki permission mangi, mukhiya ne mana kar diya , after repeated requests mukhiya ne kaha ki we will watch you for five days, Agar tum paanch din me dikha dete ho ki tum sudhar gaye ho to hum tumhe le chalege. So for next five days he did not abuse anyone , aur haj yatra me shamil ho gaya. Beech me raat ho gayi to unhone ek jagah dera daala, aur time paas karne ke liye kuch kawali ka programme kar liya Ladies ek taraf aur gents ek taraf. Harami lauda gents ka leader ban gaya (in kawali).. Harami launda: Hum jayenge hajrat ki nagri. Ladies: Hum bhi jayengi hajrat ki nagri. Launda:Hum jayenge sar ke bal hajrat ki nagri, Ladies:Hum bhi jayenge sar ke bal hajrat ki nagri, Launda:Mohtarma aap nahi ja sakti sar ke bal hajrat ki nagri, Ladies: Hum bhi jayengi.
At a bar, one patron to another: “Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.” Why? “You’re so ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you” P.S. ->This khatta is meant for fun only,No intention to hurt anyone
Ek baar ek sharabi pee ke mandir ki sidio me gir jata hai.. Pujari: yahan kyon pade ho jaante nahi shivji ka mandir h shiv sabse bade hain. Sharabi: rahne de shivji agar sabse bada hai to parvat pe kyon pada Pujari: Chal tu parvat ko bada manle ab to nikal Sharabi: rehn de parvat bada to hanuman kyon le uda Pujari: chal hanumaan bada Sharabi: Hanumaan bada to Ram ke charno me kyon pada Pujari: Ram Bada Sharabi: Ram bada to uski bivi ko ravan kyon le uda Pujari Preshan hokar chal bhai tu hi batade kon bada Sharabi: Jo pee ke pada wohi sabse bada :D
A Negro wanted to go to a fancy dress party He told his Indian wife to get a costume Wife gets a snowman suit. Negro: wtf!!! U bloody Indian have u seen a black snowman! Get me another one. She gets a santa suit Negro: wtf!!! U bloody Indian! have u ever seen a black santa! Get another suit! Wife, gets pissed n brings bamboo Negro: what m I to do wid this? Wife: gaand mein daal aur chocobar banja bhenchod!!