A Negro wanted to go to a fancy dress party He told his Indian wife to get a costume Wife gets a snowman suit. Negro: wtf!!! U bloody Indian have u seen a black snowman! Get me another one. She gets a santa suit Negro: wtf!!! U bloody Indian! have u ever seen a black santa! Get another suit! Wife, gets pissed n brings bamboo Negro: what m I to do wid this? Wife: gaand mein daal aur chocobar banja bhenchod!!