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दोस्त : भाई साब, आप इतने परेशा

दोस्त : भाई साब, आप इतने परेशान क्यूं है..? मिश्रा जी 😒 : यार, एक तो इस गर्मी ने परेशान कर रखा है मादरचोद.... ऊपर से रोज रात को थम्सअप् पीकर तेरी भाभी कहती है, "चलो आज कुछ तुफानी करते हैं.." 😰😰😰😰😰


Two students go for oral exam. The first goes in the class and the surveyor begins with the questions: " -lets say you are traveling by train and its getting hot. What will you do? - Open the window. he answers. - Very good - the surveyor continues. The window has a surface of 1.5 m2, the compartment has a volume of 12 m3, the train speeds 80 km / h to the west, the south wind blowing at 5 m / s. How quickly will the space be refreshed?.." The student does not know the answer and fails the exam. He gets out and tells to the other student the question. The second goes in, and the surveyor begins with the questions: " -Lets say u r traveling by train and getting hot. What will you do? -take off the coat - answers the student. "It's very hot!" Continues the surveyor. -Take off my shirt and my vest. -It's still hot! says irritating surveyor. -take off the pants and socks. "If someone comes and tries to rape you," said the very angry surv


May your festive season be punctuated with revachism whose magnoliquence can only be theatropistically analysed by the use of reminiscent exacerbation. I hope you dont mind my apostacy. I know your arquistic impedance might not engulf this kind of debauched pedagogy because of its repuginatious tolecentrism. - *Shashi Tharoor* Just wished me Happy Deepavali!! Enjoy the festivities