KhattaCorp

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it's only when you leave her a virgin.

Judge: why you want divorce? Man: she does not satisfy me in bed. Judge: its true madam? Lady: admit, whole colony is happy, only this idiot has problem.

Teacher: What is your caste? Student: Pehle hum Singh they, Phir Rajput hue, Phir Sharma ho gaye, Abhi hai Darzi.... Aaage Mummy ki marzi :)

Dekh tere Lawde ki haalat kya ho gayi insaan, Usme bachi nahi ab Jaan, Boobs dikhaaye, Chut dikhayi Aur Dikhaayi Gaand, Phir bhi Utha nahi . . . SULTAN" xD ;)) :p =D =))

Apne Dil Ko Behlao Cigarete Jalao Sutta Lagao Aanso Aankhon Men Chupao Cigarete Jalao Sutta Lagao Kuch Nahi Milta Ishq Men Siwaye Is K Ghum Ki Barish Men Nahao Cigarete Jalao Sutta Lagao Chhor Do Ye Raaton Ko Der Tak Jaagna Us Ki Yaad Dil Se Mitao Cigarete Jalao Sutta Lagao Ishq Men Hamesha Be Wafai Hi Milti Hai ;*”MERE GAANDU YAARO”*; Ye Baat Zehen Men Bithao Cigarete Jalao Sutta Lagao Dedicate To All Sutte Baaz Aashiq..

Boss was fucking a woman employee in his office in doggie style, when another employee walkd in... Guy: Wah sir..! Akele akele..! Hamara number kab aayega..? Boss (without stopping): Agar march ka target pura nahin hua bhosdi ke, to agla number tera hi hai.

Sex without condoms is Magical, A baby appears and the father disappears. :p

I was once chatting with a friend (girl) on fb, she asked ‘chutiya hai kya?’ and without even thinking i replied ‘tu hogi..:P’ after 3-4 mins she replied ‘i was asking about holidays’ .. us din ke baad se, i rarely talk to her.. XD

Govt allowed the legal sex of age 16........ Condom companies are planning for new two flavors:- Bornvita flavor and Rasna flavor...

A girl went to introduce the man she wanted to get married to, Father: "So you want to marry my daughter,what do you do for a living?" Man: "I just got out of prison,I will search for a job soon" Father: "Whaaaat......!!!!!! You were in prison and you want to marry my daughter with that bad record What did you do?" Man: "I killed a person" Father: "What did the person do?" Man: "He denied me to marry his daughter" Father: "Welcome to the family son" :P :D

A girl went to introduce the man she wanted to get married to, Father: "So you want to marry my daughter,what do you do for a living?" Man: "I just got out of prison,I will search for a job soon" Father: "Whaaaat......!!!!!! You were in prison and you want to marry my daughter with that bad record What did you do?" Man: "I killed a person" Father: "What did the person do?" Man: "He denied me to marry his daughter" Father: "Welcome to the family son" :P :D

It's not good to pull someone's leg every time, spread them sometime.

Class Mein Aaye Naye Bache Se Madam Ne Puchha Madam: “ Tumhara Kya Naam Hai?” Student: “ Lassanmal Aamirbhai Uday Das Aadwani” Madam: “ Lamba Hai Short Mein Batao?” Student: “ L A U D A“

Husband & Wife dono market gaye to Ek Ladki ne HELLO kiya ... . . . Wife: kaun thi wo? :O . . . . . . . Husband: Tum plz dimag kharab matkro, abhi usko b batana hai ki tum kaun ho? ;) :)

Wife was sure that her husband was having sex with the maid so she laid a trap. One evening she sent the maid home for weekend & didn't tell husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave old story. "Excuse me my dear, my stomach is aching & went to bathroom." The wife promptly went into the maid's bed. She switched the lights off. He came in silently, he wasted no time on words but quickly started having sex. When he finished, wife said, you didn't expect me in this bed, did you?.... & switched on the light. No Madam, said the Watchman. MORAL: Sometimes getting too smart can get you screwed! :P :D

Sardar red light area gaya. Wahan dalal ne sabhi ladkiyon k nam car k nam pe rakhe the. Dalal-Kaun si chahiye, Honda-Rs.10,000 Ford-Rs.8000 Hundai-Rs.6000 Maruti-Rs.4000, ya Tata nano-Rs.200 ? Sardar ne nano ka order diya, dalal ne jab hinjda dikhaya to sardar bola bhenchod ye kya.. :O Dalal-sir nano ka engine pichhe hota hai." xD :O =P :D

Three women sat discussing their husbands and their sex lives. "My husband's a wrestler," said the first. "He's really strong and aggressive in bed." "My husband's an artist," said the second. "He's really gentle and sensitive." "My husband's an IBM salesman," said the third. "He sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I finally get it."

WARNING Warning about e-bay Be careful what you buy on eBay. If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. A friend (Mr. India ) has just spent Rs. 4500 plus Tax on a penis enlarger. The bastards sent him a magnifying glass!!! The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight."

1 Mandir ki diwar pe lika tha agr gunah kr k thak gaye ho to andr ajao, Niche 1 ladki Lipstick se likh gai Agr nahi thake to mandir Ke piche aa jao.

Ek ladki ne jor se kaha Abdul teri maa ka bhosda, madarchod... Paas khade sadhu ne kaha beti aisa nahi bolte hai, kya baat hui. Ladki boli-usne mere boobs dabaye. Baba ne boobs dabakar kaha - aise dabaye.. Ladki - haa baba, phir usne mere kapde khole. Baba ne uske kapde kholkar bole -aise. Ladki - haa baba Baba - is par gali dena shobha nahi deta. Ladki - phir usne mujhe litakar chod diya. Baba ne chodkar bole aise choda. Ladki - haa baba Baba - isme bhi gali dena shobha nahi deta. Ladki - baba usne chodne ke bad bataya ki use aids hai. Baba :- abdul madarchod..... Teri maa ka bhosda...

Women are the best vehicles in the world because:- ---2 beautiful headlights in the front ---2 great bumpers at the back ---Self -lubricating when hot ---Finger touch ignition ---Automatic engine oil change every month ---Any type of piston fits. ---Multiple seating styles & adjustments ----Great accessories ---Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill ---That's why MEN are dying to own one :p

College Mein Ek Master Lecture Ke time pe Sex Ki Baatein Karne Lag Jaata Tha. Ladkiyo Ne Is Cheez Se Tang Aakar Ek Din Faisala Kiya Ki Agar Kal Fir Se Aisa Hua To Wo Class Chhod Kar Chali Jayengi, Master Ko Kisi Tarah Se Is Baat Ka Pata Chal Gaya, Agle Din Usne Aram Se Lecture Shuru Kiya, Aur Achanak Bola. Master: “Tumhe Pata Hai Ki France Mein call girls Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai” Ladkiyo Ne Ek Dusre Ko Dekha Aur Darwaze Se Bahar Jane Lagi, Ye Dekh Ke Master Hansa Aur Bola. Master: “Beth Jao – Beth Jao, Kal Tak Koi France Ki Flight Nahi Hai“ !!

This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means "F**k you!" in gorilla language. The explanation didn't make the victim feel any better and he vowed revenge. The next day he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and over to the gorilla's cage, where he tossed a hat, a knife, and a party horn. Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and put it on. Next, he picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla picked up his horn and did the same. Then the man picked up his knife, whippe

young woman was impressed by the massive Texan in the bar. "Pardon me, sir, but can I ask about the measurements of your chest. I am amazed." "Well, thank you, ma'am. It's 33 inches." "Wow, around?" "No, ma'am. Through." "Well, then, sir. What about your waist?" "It's 28 inches." "Around?" "No, ma'am. Through." "Well, then. One last question. What about the size of your manhood." "You see, ma'am. It's 3 inches!" "Wow," said the woman. "Through?!" "Oh, no, Ma'am. From the floor!!