A girl went to introduce the man she wanted to get married to,
Father: "So you want to marry my daughter,what do you do for a living?"
Man: "I just got out of prison,I will search for a job soon"
Father: "Whaaaat......!!!!!! You were in prison and you want to marry my daughter with that bad record
What did you do?"
Man: "I killed a person"
Father: "What did the person do?"
Man: "He denied me to marry his daughter"
Father: "Welcome to the family son" :P :D
बचपन में मैं भी जब कोई गलती कर देता था और पिटने के आसार नजर आने लगते थे तो तुरंत किताब खोल के बैठ जाता था! वो बात अलग है कि कुटाई फिर भी होती थी। - जामिया लाइब्रेरी कांड