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dedicate-for-my-all-piyakad-fr

Dedicate for my all piyakad frnd Tujhe Jana Tere sath chai pine K Bad Tujhe Samja Tere sath continue cigrate pine K Bad Muje Apne marne ka gum Nahi Dukh Tera Hai Kon bakchodiya karega tere sath Mere Jane K Bad>:-(

after-checkup-dr-mrs-tanya

after checkup Dr.- Mrs Tanya, good news for you... . tanya - Excuse me, I m Miss.Tanya. . . Dr.- Oops ten ter is bad news for u. Naggadwaale disco, udhaarwaaale kihisko...

little-johnny-came-down-for-br

Little Johnny Came Down For Breakfast One Morning And Asked His Grandma. Little Johnny: “Where’s Mom And Dad?” Grandma Replied: “They’re Up In Bed” So The Little Johnny Started To Giggle And Ate His Breakfast And Went Out To Play. Then He Came Back In For Lunch And Asked His Grandma. Little Johnny: “Where’s Mom And Dad?” Grandma Replied: “They’re Still Up In Bed” And The Little Johnny Started To Giggle And He Ate His Lunch And Went Out To Play. Then The Little Johnny Came In For Dinner And Once Again He Asked His Grandma. Little Johnny: “Where’s Mom And Dad?” Grandma Replied: “They’re Still Up In Bed” And The Little Johnny Started To Laugh And His Grandmother Asked. Grandmother: “What Give’s? Every Time I Tell You They’re Still Up In Bed You Start To Laugh! What Is Going On Here? ” The Little Johnny Replied: “Well Last Night Daddy Came Into My Bedroom And Asked Me For The Vaseline And I Gave Him Super Glue Instead“

ghar-ke-bahar-ladka-ladki-se-r

Ghar ke bahar ladka ladki se romantic batien kerte hue: . . . . . . . "Jaanu ab andar chalein? Kab tak hum TEENO aaise hi khade rahenge?" . . . . jisko samajh aaya LIKE maaro.....baaki pogo dekho...:P

sex-

बाबा SEX की गोली बेच रहा था- 1 गोली लेगा 1फीट लंबा, 2 गोली लेगा 2फीट लंबा, रामू- बाबा 10 गोली लूँगा तो...? बाबा- मादरचोद, लड़की चोदेगा या बोरिंग खोदेगा....

1-sabha-mei-rahul-gandh

1 sabha mei...... Rahul Gandhi chilla chilla ke bole--"CONGRESS"mei "corrupt" logo k liye koi jagah nhi. Bheed mei se ek awaaz aayi....kyun HOUSEFULL ho gaya kya.....???

its-ironical-that-out-of-the

It's ironical that out of the 2 very well known Sikh faces, one is hated for talking too much (Navjot Singh Sidhu) and the other (Dr. Manmohan Singh) is hated for keeping silent all the time.

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टीचर:- तुम्हारा नाम क्या है? स्टूडेंट:- होला टीचर:- यह कैसा नाम है स्टूडेंट:- में होली के दिन पैदा हुआ था ना टीचर:- शुक्र है तुम लॉहड़ी के दिन पैदा नही हुए

boy-friend-ne-ek-din-apni-girl

Boy Friend Ne Ek Din Apni Girlfriend Ko Kaha Ladka: “Janu, Kya Main Tumhe Ek Kiss Kar Sakta Hun?” Ladki: “Condom Laye Ho Kya?” Ladke Ko Samajh Na Aaya To Usne Puchha Ladka: “Arrey, Kiss Karne Ke Liye Condom Ki Kya Jarurat Hai?” Ladki: “Achha, Sharif To Aise Ban Rahe Ho Jaise Kiss Karne Ke Baad Khade Hathiyar Pe Meri Panty Tangoge?“

worried-mother-gives-her-daugh

Worried Mother gives her Daughter A Pack of Condoms before a date. . Girl Laughs Hugs her Mother & Says Yahi soch to Badal ni hai Maa... . . . . . . . . . . I'm Dating Julie, Give me Mooli. :D :P

ustad-chodumal-khan-saab-ke-ek

Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ke Ek Friend Ka Affair Chal Raha Tha Par Bada Dhayan Rakhne Ke Bad Bhi Uski Girlfriend Pregnant Ho Gayi. To Ustad Ji Ne Baki Ke Naujawan Logo Ko Shiksha Dene Ke Liye Ek Sher Arz Kiya ————– Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kacha Na Ho, Wah Wah…. Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kaccha Na Ho, Aur Mohabbat Aise Nibhao Ke Bacha Na Ho. ———- Umeed Hai Aap Log Is Baat Se Sabak Loge Aur Dhayan Rakhoge, Chicken Pakate Hue :P