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मच्छर 1 : कहा जा रहा है मच्छर 2 : मंदिर , मुझे भगवान से सवाल पूछना है 😠 मच्छर 1 : कैसा सवाल? मच्छर 2 : कूलर कितनी भी तेज आवाज करे आदमी सोया रहता है , और हम मच्छर जरा सी भिनभिनाहट भी कर दे आदमी उठ कर हमें मार देता है ऐसा क्यों है भगवान 😂😫

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Col Smith: Haan toh Gaand Fat rahai (Ganpat-Rai)!! Bihari: Nahi sir, jyada nahi!! Col. Smith: Kya 'jyada nahi' bolta hai, tumhara application me likha Hua hai - Gand fat rahai. Bihari : Theekh hai mai baap, likha hai to fat raha hoga. Col. Smith: Tum Daily marata hai (tum delhi me rahta hai)?? Bihari : Nahi sir, kabhi kabhi!! Col. Smith: Gand fatrahai, idhar aaoo, kya 'kabhi kabhi' bolta hai?Tumhara application mein likha hua hai ki tum Daily marata hai. Bihari : Theek hai mai bap, likha hai to marata honga. The Bihari was employed on one condition that he will do whatever Col.Smith's family asks him to do. Col. Smith: Gand fatrahai!! Ganpatrai : Ji maalik. Col. Smith: Aaj tum ko 3 kaam karnee kaa haai Ganpatrai : Hukum Sarkaar Col. Smith: Tum pehla hamaari beti ko chodenga (drop her off)... baad mein hamaari biwi ko chodenga... aur uske baad mein hum ko chodenga. Ganpatrai : Maaf karna Sarkaar, tumhari biwi aur beti to theek hai,lekin main aap ko nahi

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पत्नी:- चल तो रहे हो मायके लड़ना मत वो मेरे पापा का घर है, पति:- तो मेरे बाप का घर कुरूक्षेत्र है क्या जो.. रोज़ महाभारत करती हो। 😂😝😜😅👍

italian-relationship-1st-day

Italian Relationship: 1st day= Sex 2nd day= Sex again. French Relationship: 1st day = movies & kiss 2nd day = Sex 3rd day = Sex again British Relationship: 1 day= hangout & kiss 2nd day = kiss & hug 3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching 4th day = sex and more sex American Relationship: 1st day= Date 2nd day= Hug 3rd day= Hug again (warmly) 4th day= Kiss 5th day= Long kiss 6th day= Sex Indian Relationship: 1st day= Restaurant 2nd day= Restaurant 3rd day= Restaurant again 4th day= Agree 5th day= Date 6th day= Date again 7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins. 8th day= Date & Hug 9th day= Tried to peck but failed. 10th day = Peck 11th day= Tried to kiss but failed. 12th day= kiss 13th day= Long kiss 14th day= Tried to have sex but failed. 15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled 16th day= Didn't talk to each other 17th day= Malice till the next day 18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick 19th day= The man called, the woman

italian-relationship-1st-day

Italian Relationship: 1st day= Sex 2nd day= Sex again. French Relationship: 1st day = movies & kiss 2nd day = Sex 3rd day = Sex again British Relationship: 1 day= hangout & kiss 2nd day = kiss & hug 3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching 4th day = sex and more sex American Relationship: 1st day= Date 2nd day= Hug 3rd day= Hug again (warmly) 4th day= Kiss 5th day= Long kiss 6th day= Sex Indian Relationship: 1st day= Restaurant 2nd day= Restaurant 3rd day= Restaurant again 4th day= Agree 5th day= Date 6th day= Date again 7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins. 8th day= Date & Hug 9th day= Tried to peck but failed. 10th day = Peck 11th day= Tried to kiss but failed. 12th day= kiss 13th day= Long kiss 14th day= Tried to have sex but failed. 15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled 16th day= Didn't talk to each other 17th day= Malice till the next day 18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick 19th day= The man called, the woman

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1 महीने पहले मेरे दोस्त ने गर्लफ्रैंड बनाई थी और मैंने चप्पल खरीदी थी मेरी चप्पल अभी तक चल रही है.. 😜😂

फूल *मुरझाते* अच्छे नहीं लगते.

फूल *मुरझाते* अच्छे नहीं लगते.. आप *लंड खुजाते* अच्छे नहीं लगते यही उम्र है चोदने की यारों यूं बाथरूम में.. *रोज हिलाते अच्छे नहीं लगते!* 👊💦 ...😜

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Guptaji boards a ✈flight from Delhi to Mumbai and takes his seat. As Guptaji settles in, he glances up and sees a gorgeous woman 💃 boarding the plane. Guptaji soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat 👀. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right next to Guptaji 😛. Eager to strike up a conversation,Guptaji asks "Business trip or vacation?" She turns, smiles, and says, "Business. I'm going to the annual Sexologists Convention." Guptaji swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman Guptaji has ever seen, sitting next to him, and she's a sexologist! Struggling to contain his excitement and maintain his 😊 composure. Guptaji calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" Guptaji says, swallowing hard. "What m-m-m-myths are those?" "Well," she explai

आजकल के लड़कों की जेब में भले ह

आजकल के लड़कों की जेब में भले ही एक रुपया भी ना हो ..😉 . . . . . . . . पर साला मोबाइल पर पैटर्न लॉक ऐसे लगायेंगे जैसे काले धन का सारा राज़ उसी में छिपा हो! 😎

गर्लफ्रेंड: ये पर्स पकड़ो, मैं

गर्लफ्रेंड: ये पर्स पकड़ो, मैं अभी आई..... पप्पू ने पर्स खोला तो उसमें से रबड़ का लंन्ड निकला...😱😱 गर्लफ्रेंड: पर्स खोला तो नहीं? पप्पू: ना जी ना, मैंने खोल के क्या लंन्ड लेना है..? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝😝