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photographer-is-the-most-popul

Photographer is the most Popular person at all Weddings.? FEMALES of ALL ages chase him saying... "Aap ne meri to lee he nahi" "meri sirf uuper se lain" "mein khari hoti hoon, phir meri lain" "meri poray group ke saath lain" "meri front se lain" "mairay saath meri behan ke bhe lain" .. ..and finally, "mairay saath mairay husband ke bhe lain"

जंगल में एक चीता बीड़ी पी रहा थ

जंगल में एक चीता बीड़ी पी रहा था. तभी एक चूहा वहाँ पर आया और बोला – “भाई, नशा करना छोड़ दो. आओ मेरे साथ और देखो जंगल कितना सुन्दर है !” चीते ने बीड़ी फ़ेंक दी और चूहे के पीछे चल दिया. आगे चलकर एक हाथी मिला जो कोकीन ले रहा था. चूहे ने हाथी से कहा – “भाई, नशा करना बुरी बात है. आओ मैं तुम्हे दिखाता हूँ कि हमारा जंगल कितना सुन्दर है.” हाथी भी कोकीन फेंक कर चूहे के पीछे-पीछे चल दिया. आगे चले तो देखा एक शेर व्हिस्की का पेग मारने जा रहा है. चूहे ने शेर को भी ज्ञान दिया …. चूहे की बात सुनकर शेर ने पेग रखा …. फिर उस को चार-पांच कंटाप लगा दिए. हाथी को गुस्सा आ गया – “क्यों मारा उसे ?” शेर – “इस साले ने कल भी भांग पीकर मुझे 3 घंटे जंगल में घुमाया था

ek-aadmi-ka-naam-tha-laal-w

Ek aadmi ka naam tha Laal... Wo shahar jata, bahut mahino ke baad ghar aata, biwi ko bhasad chodta, aur gand maar ke fir shahar bhaag jata... Next time jab wo Gaanw aaya to Gaaw wale: Laal aaya, dekho laal aaya Uski wife: Laal aaya, laal aaya, meri fuddi kaa kaal aaya

ek-call-girl-ka-janaza-nikla

Ek Call Girl Ka Janaza Nikla, To Usse Dekh Ke Ek Admi Bola. Aadmi: “Chalo Acha Hua Aakhir Aapas Mein Dono Milli To Sahi” Kisi Ne Pocha: “Kon Dono?” Wo Bola: “Uski Tangain“

jab-naya-naya-ait-mein-aaya-th

Jab naya naya AIT mein aaya tha to 'अच्छा' ko senior log 'चोद' bolte the... Ajeeb lagta tha... Ab lagta hai, is se better term to koi ho hi nahin sakti thi.. :) 'अच्छी' cheezo par 'चोद' bole binaa feel nahin aati..

jab-naya-naya-ait-mein-aaya-th

Jab naya naya AIT mein aaya tha to 'अच्छा' ko senior log 'चोद' bolte the... Ajeeb lagta tha... Ab lagta hai, is se better term to koi ho hi nahin sakti thi.. :) 'अच्छी' cheezo par 'चोद' bole binaa feel nahin aati..

ankur-yadav-sir-counter-ded

Ankur Yadav sir counter,, dedicated to every girl ... Is Tarah Se Satane Ki Ki Kia Zarurat ThI, KAMINE Dil Ko Jalane Ki Kya Zarurat ThI! ... Jo Nahi Tha Ishq To Keh Dia Hota, ApnI AUQAAT Dekhane Ki kya Zarurat ThI! Maloom Tha K Ye Khawab Toot Jaeinge, MANHOOS Phir Nend Me Aane Ki kya Zarurat ThI! Maan Lo Agar K Ye ektarfa Mohabbat Thi To Phir KUTTEEE Mujhe Dekh K Muskarane Ki Kya Zarurat ThI! :P :D ;)

welcome-khatta-for-omvir-singh

Welcome khatta for Omvir Singh . Title: Omvir ki hoshiyari Omvir walks in a bar, and buys a huge beer. Then he sees someone he knows, and decides to go and say hi to them, but he does not want to drag his beer mug with him. So he sets it on a table, along with a note "I spit in this beer" hoping that none will steal it then. Upon return, he sees another note saying "Me too!" aur is tarah se omvir ki hoshiyari dhari ki dhari reh gayi

sanjay-khan-ankur-yadav-kaus

Sanjay Khan, Ankur Yadav, Kaustubh Dharmadhikari khatta company me fauj ki tarah ranks rakhenge, ye company type positions bahut common hain!! ab KD sir ko subedaar sahab kehne me jo feel hai wo QA Engr kehne me kaha :D

sanjay-khan-ankur-yadav-kaus

Sanjay Khan, Ankur Yadav, Kaustubh Dharmadhikari khatta company me fauj ki tarah ranks rakhenge, ye company type positions bahut common hain!! ab KD sir ko subedaar sahab kehne me jo feel hai wo QA Engr kehne me kaha :D

sanjay-khan-ankur-yadav-kaus

Sanjay Khan, Ankur Yadav, Kaustubh Dharmadhikari khatta company me fauj ki tarah ranks rakhenge, ye company type positions bahut common hain!! ab KD sir ko subedaar sahab kehne me jo feel hai wo QA Engr kehne me kaha :D

sanjay-khan-ankur-yadav-kaus

Sanjay Khan, Ankur Yadav, Kaustubh Dharmadhikari khatta company me fauj ki tarah ranks rakhenge, ye company type positions bahut common hain!! ab KD sir ko subedaar sahab kehne me jo feel hai wo QA Engr kehne me kaha :D

ek-nawab-ki-shakal-uske-dhobi

ek nawab ki shakal uske dhobi se milti thi..... toh nawab ne 1 din us dhobi se poocha: kya tumhari amma humare yahan kaam karti thi???? toh dhobi bola: nai huzoor mere abba yahan kaam karte the.......

ek-nawab-ki-shakal-uske-dhobi

ek nawab ki shakal uske dhobi se milti thi..... toh nawab ne 1 din us dhobi se poocha: kya tumhari amma humare yahan kaam karti thi???? toh dhobi bola: nai huzoor mere abba yahan kaam karte the.......

deadly-khatta-who-is

deadly khatta.......... who is the leader of ducks????? . . . . . . .... any guesses??? . . . . . no.... . . . . . ANS: FROG..... How???? . . . kyunki frog is MAINduck........