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A Boy propose a Girl... Boy : I Love U... Girl : Tumne Mujme Aisa Kya Dekha Ki Mujhe Propose Kar Diya ??? Boy : Sab Kuch Dekhne Ke Liye Hi Toh Propose Kiya Hai Pagli...!! :p =))


1 garib ladke ko chirag mila.. Usne Uthaya aur Ragad Diya.. Zordaar Dhamaka Hua.. Khud Mar Gaya, Aas Paas 9 Ki Gaand Fatt Gai, 15 Ke laude lag Gaye & 20 log apne goti kho baithe... "Alladin ka Zamana gaya chutiyoo.. Lawaris cheezo se door raho" kuch cheezein aladdin ki nahi Mujahideen ki hoti hain' -


Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hai, Aur Pinki Papu k bhai ko Lekin Papu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai, Aur Pinki ki behan Papu ko pasnd karti hai. Hala k Papu pehle hi Pinki ko chahta hai. Ab jab k Pinki ko Papu acha nahi lagta, Aur Papu ka bhai Pinki k liye razi nai hai, Aur Papu Pinki ki behn se pyar nahi karta. Jab k Pinki ki behn ko Papu ka bhai acha nahin lagta. To ye unka personal prob hai, Aap kyu apne dimag ki maa-bhen karte ho. Apna kaam karane , phir janta jaaye g**nd marane.....


After many years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform his duties as a husband between the sheets. He goes to his doctor, tries a few things, but nothing works. “It’s all in your mind,” says the doctor, and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits, the shrink confesses: “I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured.” The psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor says: “I can cure this.” He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. “This is powerful healing, but you can use it once a year,” says the witch doctor. “All you have to do is say ‘123′ and it shall rise for as long as you wish!” The guy then asks the witch doctor: “What happens when it’s over?” The witch doctor says: “All you or your partner has to say is ‘1234′ and it will go down. But be warned; after that it will not work again for a year!” The guy goes home, and that night he is so excited and anxious to surprise his wife. They get i