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Old one....and long one too.. Ek bahut hi harami launda tha jo baat baat per gaaliyan deta tha. Ek din uske mohalle walo ne haj yatra per jaane ka plan banaya per usko include nahi kiya, wo mukhiya ke paas gaya aur haj pe jaane ki permission mangi, mukhiya ne mana kar diya , after repeated requests mukhiya ne kaha ki we will watch you for five days, Agar tum paanch din me dikha dete ho ki tum sudhar gaye ho to hum tumhe le chalege. So for next five days he did not abuse anyone , aur haj yatra me shamil ho gaya. Beech me raat ho gayi to unhone ek jagah dera daala, aur time paas karne ke liye kuch kawali ka programme kar liya Ladies ek taraf aur gents ek taraf. Harami lauda gents ka leader ban gaya (in kawali).. Harami launda: Hum jayenge hajrat ki nagri. Ladies: Hum bhi jayengi hajrat ki nagri. Launda:Hum jayenge sar ke bal hajrat ki nagri, Ladies:Hum bhi jayenge sar ke bal hajrat ki nagri, Launda:Mohtarma aap nahi ja sakti sar ke bal hajrat ki nagri, Ladies: Hum bhi jayengi. Launda: Mohtarma aap nahi ja sakti, Ladies : Hum kyon naho ja sakti hum bhi jayengi sar ke bal hajrat ki nagri, Launda: Mohtarma agar aap jaayengi sar ke bal hajrat ki nagri , to uth jayegi aap ki ghagri, aur jo uth gayi aap ki ghagri to dikh jayegi aap ki nagri, Jo dikh gayi aap ki nagri to Ma chudaye hajrat ki nagri hum to jayenge aap ki nagri. :-) P.S: same as above This khatta is meant for fun only,No intention to hurt any religion or religious feelings.