Boy goes to a chemist- "Give me a condom. I'am going to my gf's house for dinner. Then he says "Give me 2 more. My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot." During dinner, her Dad walks in. Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying. 10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down. All are surprised. Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious" Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!!!!