Read it at ur own risk...!!
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne
kar diya crime....
"1 is neither composite nor
... prime"
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Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist.... My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A
TERRORIST
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yuh khamosh reh kar
tadpogi kabtak.... Cameraman praful ke saath
deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
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Woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi, usse pana mein chahun....
ahun ahun ahun......... .ahun ahun
ahun
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mehangai ki iss daur mein karna
padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki bhar sindoor ki kimat
tum kya jano Ramesh
babu...
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Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan... LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai
wahan.
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Emotional Shayari Arz kiya hai
Ab
toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana
A for Apple B for Banana WAH
WAH!!
---------------Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole
Nandlala ... Yashomati MaiyyaSe
Bole Nandlala...
"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life
Jhingalala ..!!"
---------------Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
Romio ne juliet se kaha ek
sach
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
---------- Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya
Peter
Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya
Peter
Ab hero Honda splendor 80
kilometer prati leter ---------------
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe
kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe
kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks¦.!!:-D
बचपन में मैं भी जब कोई गलती कर देता था और पिटने के आसार नजर आने लगते थे तो तुरंत किताब खोल के बैठ जाता था! वो बात अलग है कि कुटाई फिर भी होती थी। - जामिया लाइब्रेरी कांड