Muh tod Jawab: . . A maths professor sent an sms to his wife. Dear you are now 54 years old and unable to satisfy me. Now I am with my 18 years old female student. So I will be late tonight. . . Wife replied: Dear you're also 54 years and unable to satisfy me . . Now I am with our driver who is also 18 years . . As you are a mathematician you know very well that 18 goes into 54 many times more than 54 goes into 18, so don't come tonight..!:) Moral: Jyada saanpatti kabhi kabhi bhaari pad jaata hai.
बचपन में मैं भी जब कोई गलती कर देता था और पिटने के आसार नजर आने लगते थे तो तुरंत किताब खोल के बैठ जाता था! वो बात अलग है कि कुटाई फिर भी होती थी। - जामिया लाइब्रेरी कांड