There were 50 female & 1 male monkey in a small cage. It was announced that whoever will identify the male monkey in 1 minute will be awarded with huge cash.
1st Obama went: He failed.
2nd Bush went in but he also failed.
3rd Musharaff went in he also failed.
4th Manmohan wen in & came back in 10 second with a male monkey.
Everyone was amazed & they asked how he found the male one just in 10 seconds.
MM said: I went in & told them: Vote Congress ko hi dena, aur kissi ko mat dena.
Then only one replied: Laud@ le mera.
बचपन में मैं भी जब कोई गलती कर देता था और पिटने के आसार नजर आने लगते थे तो तुरंत किताब खोल के बैठ जाता था! वो बात अलग है कि कुटाई फिर भी होती थी। - जामिया लाइब्रेरी कांड