There were 50 female & 1 male monkey in a small cage. It was announced that whoever will identify the male monkey in 1 minute will be awarded with huge cash. 1st Obama went: He failed. 2nd Bush went in but he also failed. 3rd Musharaff went in he also failed. 4th Manmohan wen in & came back in 10 second with a male monkey. Everyone was amazed & they asked how he found the male one just in 10 seconds. MM said: I went in & told them: Vote Congress ko hi dena, aur kissi ko mat dena. Then only one replied: Laud@ le mera.