Teacher ne apne Blouse me Laga gulab bata k Puchha-
Ise Poshan kaha se Milta hai?
Studt~Dudh se.
Tchr~Nahi,Panise.
Stu~Hume kya Pata Dali Kaha Tak Gayi Hai?
Pehli Baar chudai Karane K Baad Ladki LUND ko choom k Boli:
Aaj Mujhe Satya Ka Gyan Ho Gaya,
'COKE' 'PEPSI'
Sab Bakwas
"MARD Ki LASSI"
Hi Bujhaye Asli Pyaas.
Suhagrat me puri koshish k bawjud Lund ghusa nahi
SARDAR:Tuje pehle kisine nahi KIYA?
SARDARNI:Teri Bhn ki chut,
bhosdike Jisne b KIYA
Meri chaddi utaar k KIYA.
Sex k dauran amir Girl apne Garib premi se: Tumhra itna bada kaise? Premi emotional hote hue: Garibi k karan bachpan me mere pas aur koi khilona nhi tha....
PATI Suhagraat Pe PATNI K Nipple Chuste Huve:
Tumhare Nipples Kitne Narm Garm or Sharbati hai"
PATNI (sharmate huye) :
Pata nahi ji
Jitne Muh
Utni Baatein"...
Teacher Board pe
likh rahi thi, Achanak
Bittu- Madam Aapka Whisper
niche gir gaya.
Teacher ne Ghabra ke niche dekha aur Bittu ko Zor Se Thappad Mara aur kaha- Randibaaz, ise DUSTER kehte hai.. !!
Bapu:beta 5 ke baad mei kya aata hai?
Beta:6,7.
Bapu: Waah, hoshiyar ho gaya hai, bolo 7 ke baad jya aata hai?
Beta:8,9,10
bapu:are wah. phir?
beta:Gulla, Rani, Badshaah.. !!
Aurat or Chashma,
in dono me kya ek samaan hota hai..?
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Guess..
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Istemal ke liye in dono ki taange kholni padti hain..
Arz hai
Har 1LUND Pe Likha H
1CHUT Ka Naam!
Wah!Wah!
Pehle sun to le lawde
Har 1 LUND Pe Likha H
1CHUT Ka Naam!
To Fir Q nahi dete Ho Hatho Ko aaram.
"नंगी" तलवार हो या "नंगी" औरत दोनों से बचना चाहिए🗡👸🏻 क्योंकि "नंगी" तलवार आपका खून निकाल सकती है🗡 और "नंगी" औरत आपका पानी 💦निकाल सकती है..!! 😂😂😝🙊🙊😝😂😂