Man goes to a chemist
"Give me a condom. I'm going to my GF's home for dinner.
Then he says
"Give me 1 more. My GF's sis is a bomb & is still hotter.
.
__During dinner__
The dad walks in,
Man lowers his head & starts praying.
After 10 min & he is still praying,
his head down.
All r surprised..
Girl-I never knew u were so religious !
Man-I never KNEW YOUR DAD WAS A CHEMIST !:-D:-P;-)
बचपन में मैं भी जब कोई गलती कर देता था और पिटने के आसार नजर आने लगते थे तो तुरंत किताब खोल के बैठ जाता था! वो बात अलग है कि कुटाई फिर भी होती थी। - जामिया लाइब्रेरी कांड