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An indigenous example of speech and politics occured recently in the united nations assembly that made the world community smile. A representative from India began: "Before beginning my speech i want to tell u sumthing about rishi kashyap of Kashmir after whom Kashmir is named. when he found a beautiful lake,he thought 'what a good opportunity 2 take a bath', he removed his clothes, put them aside on d rock and entered d water. when he got out and wanted to dress,his clothes had vanished. a pakistani had stole them!" The pakistani representative jumped up furiously n shoutd "What r u talking about? the Pakistani weren't there then." Indian representative smiled and said, "And now that we have made that clear,i'll begin my speech. And they say kashmir belonged to them." Everbody laughed on it. Being an indian i simply love this msg..;)

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