A hippie sits nxt 2 a nun on the bus n asks her if he could have sex with her. She said "NO! I am married to god !!" and gets off the bus disgusted. The bus driver said "she(nun) prays every tuesday at midnight at the grave-yard, why dnt u dress up in a hooded robe, go to the grave-yard, tell her you are god n demand sex?". The hippie tries dis and to his surprise the nun said " yes but only if we have anal sex as i want to keep my virginity". they have passionate bum sex and wen dey were done the hippie throws off his robe and cries " ha ha ha, i'm the hippie,!!!!!!. the nun cries out " ha ha ha, i'm the BUS DRIVER !!!!!!!".
बचपन में मैं भी जब कोई गलती कर देता था और पिटने के आसार नजर आने लगते थे तो तुरंत किताब खोल के बैठ जाता था! वो बात अलग है कि कुटाई फिर भी होती थी। - जामिया लाइब्रेरी कांड