A hippie sits nxt 2 a nun on the bus n asks her if he could have sex with her. She said "NO! I am married to god !!" and gets off the bus disgusted. The bus driver said "she(nun) prays every tuesday at midnight at the grave-yard, why dnt u dress up in a hooded robe, go to the grave-yard, tell her you are god n demand sex?". The hippie tries dis and to his surprise the nun said " yes but only if we have anal sex as i want to keep my virginity". they have passionate bum sex and wen dey were done the hippie throws off his robe and cries " ha ha ha, i'm the hippie,!!!!!!. the nun cries out " ha ha ha, i'm the BUS DRIVER !!!!!!!".