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Why are Indian students are disliked in USA? It was the first day of a school in the USA & a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade classroom... The teacher said: Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'? He saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar who had his hand up & said: Patrick Henry, 1775! "Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish 'from the Earth?'' Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar: Abraham Lincoln, 1863! The teacher snapped at the class: Class! You should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do. She heard a loud whisper: F*** the Indians! 'Who said that?', she demanded. Chandrasekhar: General Custer, 1862. At that point, a student in the back said: I'm gonna puke! The teacher glares around & asks: All right! Now, who said that? Again, Chandrasekhar says: George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991. Now furious, another student yells from the back of the class: Oh yeah? Suck this! Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand & shouts to the teacher: Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997 Now with almost mob hysteria someone said: You little shit! If you say anything more, I'll kill you! Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice: Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004. The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said: Oh shit, we're screwed! And Chandrasekhar said quietly: I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008.

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