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little-johnny-came-home-early

Little Johnny came home early from school and started calling his mother with no answer. He finally went up stairs and saw the bedroom door was open a little. When he peered in, he saw his dad on the bed with the maid so he quietly went outside and waited for his mother. When she showed up with some groceries, he said “Mommy, Mommy guess what I saw? I saw daddy upstairs on the bed with the maid and they were…….” And his Mother said, “Stop right there, Johnny”. Wait until supper tonight when the maid is serving the meal. When I wink at you, and then tell me the story.” At supper when all were seated and being served by the maid, she winked and Johnny began again. “Mommy, when I got home from school early today, I was looking for you and saw daddy on the bed with the maid. They were doing the same thing that I saw you and Uncle Phil doing at the cottage last summer.”

miya-ghalib-garibi-se-tang-akr

Miya Ghalib garibi se tang akr Daku bn gaya. Daketi krne Bank gye or kaha. Arj hai,Takdir me jo h whi milega, Hands Up madarchodo koi apni jagah se nhi hilega. Fir cashier se kaha...kuch khawab meri aankho se nikaal do Jo kuch b hai bhosadi ke jaldi se is bag mai dal do. Bhula de mujhko kya jata h tera, Mai ma chod dunga, jo kisi ne peecha kiya mera

miya-ghalib-garibi-se-tang-akr

Miya Ghalib garibi se tang akr Daku bn gaya. Daketi krne Bank gye or kaha. Arj hai,Takdir me jo h whi milega, Hands Up madarchodo koi apni jagah se nhi hilega. Fir cashier se kaha...kuch khawab meri aankho se nikaal do Jo kuch b hai bhosadi ke jaldi se is bag mai dal do. Bhula de mujhko kya jata h tera, Mai ma chod dunga, jo kisi ne peecha kiya mera

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टीचर ने गोलू से कहा- ‘मामूली’ शब्द को वाक्य में इस्तेमाल करो। गोलू ने बहुत देर सोचने के बाद जवाब दिया- मेरी ‘मां मूली’ बड़े शौक से खाती है।

all-the-children-are-restless

All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said ' Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy , ...

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टीचर ने गोलू से कहा- ‘मामूली’ शब्द को वाक्य में इस्तेमाल करो। गोलू ने बहुत देर सोचने के बाद जवाब दिया- मेरी ‘मां मूली’ बड़े शौक से खाती है।

a-guy-had-to-choose-a-wife-frm

A guy had to choose a wife frm 3 girls.:-):-) He gave each sum money to test them. 1st got a makeover to luk good.:-O The man got impressed.;-) . 2nd bought clothes 4 d guy & told him its he who is prime 4 her.:-) He liked her also;-) . . 3rd invested d money & made a profit & gave it back.The guy likd her too.;-);-) . . And finally wen d time came to choose . . The guy simply chose the girl with . . . . . . .The bigest boob. Men wil b Men! :D:D

adalat-mein-ek-talak-ka-case-a

Adalat Mein Ek Talak Ka Case Aata Hai, Patni Judge Se Kehti Hai. Patni: “Ye Mujhe Bahut Chodta Hai, Main In Ke Sath Nahi Reh Sakti” Judge Uske Pati Se Puchta Hai: “Kitni Baar Chodte Ho Ek Din Mein?” Pati: “Raat Ko Sone Se Pehle, Phir Aadhi Raat Ko, Phir Subah Chai Se Pehle, Phir Chai Pee Ke, Phir Breakfast Se Pehle, Phir Breakfast Ke Baad, Phir Office Jane Se Pehle, Phir Office Se Aa Ke, Phir Lunch Karke, Phir Sham Ko Office Se Aa Ke, Phir Chai Pee Ke, Phir Dinner Se Phle Aur Fir Dinner Kar Ke, Judge: “Itni Baar Chod Ke Tu Bor Nahi Hota?” Pati: “Ji Jab Bor Hota Hu Tab Mutth Maar Leta Hu“

ek-choti-si-cute-si-ladki-ghar

ek choti si cute si ladki ghar ke bahar khel rahi thi. Achanak bhagti hui andar aayi aur apne papa se boli. . Girl- Papa is paheli ka jawab do Masal masal k khada kiya or thuk laga k ghusa diya papa-chi chi maar khayegi. Girl- arre papa SUI ME DHAGA.. . aap bhi naa..lund ke lund hi rahoge..!!

man-goes-to-a-chemist-give-me

Man goes to a chemist "Give me a condom. I'm going to my GF's home for dinner. Then he says "Give me 1 more. My GF's sis is a bomb & is still hotter. . __During dinner__ The dad walks in, Man lowers his head & starts praying. After 10 min & he is still praying, his head down. All r surprised.. Girl-I never knew u were so religious ! Man-I never KNEW YOUR DAD WAS A CHEMIST !:-D:-P;-)

a-tricky-ques-for-all-the-khat

A tricky ques for all the Khatta Corpians !!!!!! Suppose u r in bed , Sleeping in between hot , sexy Nude girl and a professional Gay, SO Which side u will turn Your ASS to ???????? :P :P Hit like for hot sexy nude Girl or comment for Gay

a-tricky-ques-for-all-the-khat

A tricky ques for all the Khatta Corpians !!!!!! Suppose u r in bed , Sleeping in between hot , sexy Nude girl and a professional Gay, SO Which side u will turn Your ASS to ???????? :P :P Hit like for hot sexy nude Girl or comment for Gay

ek-baar-santa-train-mein-ja-ra

Ek Baar Santa Train Mein Ja Raha Tha. Uske Samne Ek Ladki Mini-Skirt Dale Bethi Thi Aur Ussne Panty Bhi Nahin Pehni Thi. Santa Maje Se Usski Choot Ko Dekh Raha Tha, Achanak Ladki Santa Ko Boli. Ladki: “Kya Tum Meri Choot Dekh Rahe Ho?” Santa Chonk Gaya. Ladki Boli: “Koi Baat Nahin Dekho Dekho Badi Special Hai” Santa Hairan Hoke Bola: “Achha, Kya Special Hai?” Ladki Boli: “Meri Choot Aankh Bhi Marti Hai” Aur Ussne Choot Se Aankh Marwa Di. Santa Hairan Ho Kar Dekhta Raha. Ladki Boli: “Meri Choot Smile Bhi Pass Karti Hai” Aur Ladki Ne Apni Choot Hila Kar Smile Bhi Pass Karwa Di. Santa Phir Hairan Ho Kar Dekhta Raha. Ladki Ko Ab Tharak Chadd Gayi Thi, Vo Bade Pyar Se Santa Ko Boli, Ladki: “Idhar Aaao Aur Iss Mein Apni Do Ungaliyaa Daalo” Santa Hairan Hoke Seat Se Uchalta Hua Bola: “Oh Teri, Kya Yeh Seeti Bhi Maarti Hai?“

couple-in-bed-wife-is-trying

Couple in bed, wife is trying to sleep and hubby is reading. Every so often, hubby puts his hand under the sheets and touches her fanny. Wife takes off her nightie and hubby says, "Not tonight, I'm trying to read." She shouts, "Why the hell did you start with the 4play then?" He replied, "That wasn't 4play. I was just wetting my fingers to turn the pages!!

couple-in-bed-wife-is-trying

Couple in bed, wife is trying to sleep and hubby is reading. Every so often, hubby puts his hand under the sheets and touches her fanny. Wife takes off her nightie and hubby says, "Not tonight, I'm trying to read." She shouts, "Why the hell did you start with the 4play then?" He replied, "That wasn't 4play. I was just wetting my fingers to turn the pages!!

a-tricky-ques-for-all-the-khat

A tricky ques for all the Khatta Corpians !!!!!! Suppose u r in bed , Sleeping in between hot , sexy Nude girl and a professional Gay, SO Which side u will turn Your ASS to ???????? :P :P Hit like for hot sexy nude Girl or comment for Gay

couple-in-bed-wife-is-trying

Couple in bed, wife is trying to sleep and hubby is reading. Every so often, hubby puts his hand under the sheets and touches her fanny. Wife takes off her nightie and hubby says, "Not tonight, I'm trying to read." She shouts, "Why the hell did you start with the 4play then?" He replied, "That wasn't 4play. I was just wetting my fingers to turn the pages!!

8

गोलू 8 बजे स्कूल पहुंचा. टीचर – स्कूल 7 बजे शुरू होता है. इतने लेट क्यूँ आये ? गोलू - मिस, प्लीज आप मेरी इतनी फिकर मत किया करो. लोग गलत समझते हैं …. !

40

एक आदमी का 40 वां जन्मदिन था। दोस्त: तुमने केक पर बल्ब क्यों लगाया है? आदमी: 40 मोमबत्ती लगाने में मुश्किल हो रही थी, इसलिए 40 वॉट का बल्ब लगा दिया।

on-hearing-that-her-elderly-gr

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

bill-gates-organized-an-enormo

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. ... 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Singh. Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Mr. Singh says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Mr. Singh says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays............. Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room. Mr. Singh says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.. Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak, Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Mr. Singh say...

apni-gf-ke-samne-doosri-ladki

Apni GF ke samne doosri ladki ko kaise dekhe ? Boy : Tumne us ladki ko dekha, wo kapde usee bilkul suit nahi karte. Gal : Han haram kee pille tu to chahta hai wo kapde hi na pehne. Moral - Ladki ne phle hi sprite pi li thi :P

a-mechanical-engineer-had-all

A mechanical engineer had all the equipments: screwdriver, tester, clamps, spade, jack etc. He once fell in love and lost his spade.....Y? . . . . . . . . . . Remember the song of Awara Pagal Diwana 'Jise hasna rona hain wo pyaar kare... jise "pana" (spade) khona hain wo pyar kare'

dardnaak-kahani-ladka-ladki

"DARDNAAK KAHANI" Ladka Ladki ko chahta tha, magar wo ladki nahi jaanti thi! Ek din ladke ne himmat ki aur ussey kaha, "Tum mujhe acchi lagti ho." To ladki ko Gussa aaya aur usne ladke k naak pe mukka maar diya. Ladke ki naak mei bohot dard hua, aur iss tarah.. Ye 'DARD' 'NAAK' wali kahani khatam hui.... :

apni-gf-ke-samne-doosri-ladki

Apni GF ke samne doosri ladki ko kaise dekhe ? Boy : Tumne us ladki ko dekha, wo kapde usee bilkul suit nahi karte. Gal : Han haram kee pille tu to chahta hai wo kapde hi na pehne. Moral - Ladki ne phle hi sprite pi li thi :P

photographer-is-the-most-popul

Photographer is the most Popular person at all Weddings.? FEMALES of ALL ages chase him saying... "Aap ne meri to lee he nahi" "meri sirf uuper se lain" "mein khari hoti hoon, phir meri lain" "meri poray group ke saath lain" "meri front se lain" "mairay saath meri behan ke bhe lain" .. ..and finally, "mairay saath mairay husband ke bhe lain"

जंगल में एक चीता बीड़ी पी रहा थ

जंगल में एक चीता बीड़ी पी रहा था. तभी एक चूहा वहाँ पर आया और बोला – “भाई, नशा करना छोड़ दो. आओ मेरे साथ और देखो जंगल कितना सुन्दर है !” चीते ने बीड़ी फ़ेंक दी और चूहे के पीछे चल दिया. आगे चलकर एक हाथी मिला जो कोकीन ले रहा था. चूहे ने हाथी से कहा – “भाई, नशा करना बुरी बात है. आओ मैं तुम्हे दिखाता हूँ कि हमारा जंगल कितना सुन्दर है.” हाथी भी कोकीन फेंक कर चूहे के पीछे-पीछे चल दिया. आगे चले तो देखा एक शेर व्हिस्की का पेग मारने जा रहा है. चूहे ने शेर को भी ज्ञान दिया …. चूहे की बात सुनकर शेर ने पेग रखा …. फिर उस को चार-पांच कंटाप लगा दिए. हाथी को गुस्सा आ गया – “क्यों मारा उसे ?” शेर – “इस साले ने कल भी भांग पीकर मुझे 3 घंटे जंगल में घुमाया था

ek-aadmi-ka-naam-tha-laal-w

Ek aadmi ka naam tha Laal... Wo shahar jata, bahut mahino ke baad ghar aata, biwi ko bhasad chodta, aur gand maar ke fir shahar bhaag jata... Next time jab wo Gaanw aaya to Gaaw wale: Laal aaya, dekho laal aaya Uski wife: Laal aaya, laal aaya, meri fuddi kaa kaal aaya

ek-call-girl-ka-janaza-nikla

Ek Call Girl Ka Janaza Nikla, To Usse Dekh Ke Ek Admi Bola. Aadmi: “Chalo Acha Hua Aakhir Aapas Mein Dono Milli To Sahi” Kisi Ne Pocha: “Kon Dono?” Wo Bola: “Uski Tangain“

jab-naya-naya-ait-mein-aaya-th

Jab naya naya AIT mein aaya tha to 'अच्छा' ko senior log 'चोद' bolte the... Ajeeb lagta tha... Ab lagta hai, is se better term to koi ho hi nahin sakti thi.. :) 'अच्छी' cheezo par 'चोद' bole binaa feel nahin aati..

jab-naya-naya-ait-mein-aaya-th

Jab naya naya AIT mein aaya tha to 'अच्छा' ko senior log 'चोद' bolte the... Ajeeb lagta tha... Ab lagta hai, is se better term to koi ho hi nahin sakti thi.. :) 'अच्छी' cheezo par 'चोद' bole binaa feel nahin aati..

ankur-yadav-sir-counter-ded

Ankur Yadav sir counter,, dedicated to every girl ... Is Tarah Se Satane Ki Ki Kia Zarurat ThI, KAMINE Dil Ko Jalane Ki Kya Zarurat ThI! ... Jo Nahi Tha Ishq To Keh Dia Hota, ApnI AUQAAT Dekhane Ki kya Zarurat ThI! Maloom Tha K Ye Khawab Toot Jaeinge, MANHOOS Phir Nend Me Aane Ki kya Zarurat ThI! Maan Lo Agar K Ye ektarfa Mohabbat Thi To Phir KUTTEEE Mujhe Dekh K Muskarane Ki Kya Zarurat ThI! :P :D ;)

welcome-khatta-for-omvir-singh

Welcome khatta for Omvir Singh . Title: Omvir ki hoshiyari Omvir walks in a bar, and buys a huge beer. Then he sees someone he knows, and decides to go and say hi to them, but he does not want to drag his beer mug with him. So he sets it on a table, along with a note "I spit in this beer" hoping that none will steal it then. Upon return, he sees another note saying "Me too!" aur is tarah se omvir ki hoshiyari dhari ki dhari reh gayi

sanjay-khan-ankur-yadav-kaus

Sanjay Khan, Ankur Yadav, Kaustubh Dharmadhikari khatta company me fauj ki tarah ranks rakhenge, ye company type positions bahut common hain!! ab KD sir ko subedaar sahab kehne me jo feel hai wo QA Engr kehne me kaha :D

sanjay-khan-ankur-yadav-kaus

Sanjay Khan, Ankur Yadav, Kaustubh Dharmadhikari khatta company me fauj ki tarah ranks rakhenge, ye company type positions bahut common hain!! ab KD sir ko subedaar sahab kehne me jo feel hai wo QA Engr kehne me kaha :D

sanjay-khan-ankur-yadav-kaus

Sanjay Khan, Ankur Yadav, Kaustubh Dharmadhikari khatta company me fauj ki tarah ranks rakhenge, ye company type positions bahut common hain!! ab KD sir ko subedaar sahab kehne me jo feel hai wo QA Engr kehne me kaha :D

sanjay-khan-ankur-yadav-kaus

Sanjay Khan, Ankur Yadav, Kaustubh Dharmadhikari khatta company me fauj ki tarah ranks rakhenge, ye company type positions bahut common hain!! ab KD sir ko subedaar sahab kehne me jo feel hai wo QA Engr kehne me kaha :D

ek-nawab-ki-shakal-uske-dhobi

ek nawab ki shakal uske dhobi se milti thi..... toh nawab ne 1 din us dhobi se poocha: kya tumhari amma humare yahan kaam karti thi???? toh dhobi bola: nai huzoor mere abba yahan kaam karte the.......

ek-nawab-ki-shakal-uske-dhobi

ek nawab ki shakal uske dhobi se milti thi..... toh nawab ne 1 din us dhobi se poocha: kya tumhari amma humare yahan kaam karti thi???? toh dhobi bola: nai huzoor mere abba yahan kaam karte the.......

deadly-khatta-who-is

deadly khatta.......... who is the leader of ducks????? . . . . . . .... any guesses??? . . . . . no.... . . . . . ANS: FROG..... How???? . . . kyunki frog is MAINduck........