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Boy on phone: if u can guess wht's hidden in my hand, I'll let u hv it. Girl: if u can hide it in 1 hand,then am nt interstd

Ek Ladki:- Doctor, Meri B(.)(.)BS bahut choti hain? Doctor:- Roz aana hoga. CHUS CHUS ke bade kar dunga. Ladki:- Theek hai. Apne Boy-Friend ko bhi le aaungi. Uski Lulli bhi Bhut choti hai.

Monkey takes Lady's bra and sits on tree. Lady shouts:- "Niche daal, pls niche daal" Monkey laughs & says:- "Besharam, shanti rakh, shuruwat Bra se hoti hai.."

Suhagraat Me Aaram Se Sex Hone Par Bhi Wife Jor Se Cheekhi Husband~"Cheekh Kyo Rhi Ho" . . Wife~"Bahar Tere Dost Khade Hai, Teri Izzat Badha Rhi Hu"...... :D

Wife Called Her Husband..!!! Wife : Honey,Where Are You? Husband : I`m At The Bank. Wife : Dear, Please I Need 3000 Bucks To Activate My Blackberry, 5000 To Do My Hair and facial And 20,000 To Buy A Dress. Husband : Sorry, I Meant I Was . . . . At The "Bank" Of A River. Do You Want Fish???

Tchr- bccho aj hum grammer pdnge 1 aurat 1 khidki se jhank rhi h boy-ye ekvachan hua Tchr- bahut si aurte khidkiyo se jhank rhi h. Boy- ye to BP(budhwar peth) hua.

Sperms inside penis talking to each other "Mai Engineer banuga" "Mai doctor" "Mai Hero banunga" Boy goes to toilet & masturbates! Sperms: bhenchod career ki maa chod di lodu ne....:P :P

Google also does masti when you type "Kaanmasti" and google asks "Did you mean: gaandmasti".....:P

Santa Banta ne had Kar di Santa: you know, India's population is 120 crores!! Banta: (shocked): what???? are you KIDDING??? Santa: nahi nahi, mai itne bachche paida nahi kar raha

A pole in the hole makes a new soul.

hahaha

A man ws gettin married 3 young ladies offerd2 marry him. He hd2 make choice,so he tested dem by gvng 5000 each2 spend. 1 bought new dresses n said she wantd2 luk gud4 him. 2nd got him few shirts &ties n perfumes n said she wantd him2 luk gud. 3rd investd d money in shares.Got profit & returned him original amt,sayin dat she saved d rest 4 deir future. finally he decided2 marry d lady who had.. .. .. The best boobs!!;) (Men wil b men.Always :)

Pogo dekho 3: Why girls are more hot than boys ‘coz boys have 2 zero watt bulbs and 1 40 watt tube-light girls have 2 500 watt bulbs and 1 3000 watt oven jisko samajh aaya like karo baaki pogo dekho...

Read it at ur own risk...!! Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime.... "1 is neither composite nor ... prime" --------------- Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist.... My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST --------------- yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak.... Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK.. --------------- Woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi, usse pana mein chahun.... ahun ahun ahun......... .ahun ahun ahun --------------- mehangai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.. ek chutki bhar sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu... --------------- Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan... LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan. -------------- Emotional Shayari Arz kiya hai Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana A for Apple B for Banana WAH WAH!! ---------------Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... Yashomati MaiyyaSe Bole Nandlala... "Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!" ---------------Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sac...

एक बच्चे ने एक लड़की को सेक्स के लिए कहा. लड़की बोली:- तुम इतने छोटे हो, मेरी जवानी का बोझ कैसे उठाओगे! बच्चा बोला:- डार्लिंग चूहा बोरी उठा नहीं सकता पर फाड़ तो सकता है!!!

सांता को एक दिन हिचकी आई और साथ में उसका लंड भी खड़ा हो गया सांता:- “अरे वाह लगता है बलबीर भाई के साथ भाभी जी भी याद कर रही है”

What would be the name of a Chinese girl who has lost her virginity? . . Lee Hui

whos actually guilty - in midnight Wife suddenly shouts mera pati aa gaya. while husband jumps off t window n ten realizez tat it was his house n his wife......

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Only Boys can understand this . . . . . Sun is not the only thing that rises in the morning ;-)

Tinkya rocks - Teacher - ek bhi homewok conplete nahi hain. Marks bhi poor hain. Most pathetic records in t whole class. Stupid. idiot.diwali vacation mein ghar pe kya kiya ? . . . . . . Tinkya - tera naam liya. Ooooo. Tuhe yaad kiya ooooo. Tuje yaad kiya . terA naam liya. Hws tat.

Q: wht did the cyclone say to the coconut tre??? A: u better hold on to your nuts baby, this ain't any ordinary bolwjob =)) :p

Chahat Hai Tu, Hasrat Hai Tu, Umeed Hai Tu, Takdir Hai Tu, Imaan Hai Tu, Yaar Hai Tu, Armaan Hai Tu. Short Form… “C.H.U.T.I.Y.A” Hai Tu.

Intelligent boy...................... Bus stop par Lrka Lrki Se Bola: Sendil To Bohut Achi Pehni Hai. Lrki: Utar Kr Dikhaon Kya? Lrka: Lo.... is Se Zyada Achi To >Qameez

It is said that inzamam don’t understand english. Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”. Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance. ”.

Aankhon Main Haya Ho To Parda Dil Ka Hi Kaafi Hai, . . . Nahi To Naqaabon Se Bhi Hotay Hain Isharay chudai K…

Santa was feeling happy. After couple of seconds happy turned around and slapped Santa.;-)

EK ladki raste se ja rahe thi,Side se achanak Bike nikli!! Ladki: Oye maarega kya...?.... Rider Boy: Mood to nahi hai,par degi to mar lunga..

Wife: Aaj jab me BRA pahen rahi thi, tab parosi mujhe dekh raha tha. Husband: Toh tu ne kya kiya? Wife: Maine sharm se BRA se apna mu chupa lia.

Ek aawashyak soochna TITANIC 3D me woh wala scene kaat liya gaya hai jisme heroniya nude hoti hai aur leonardo uski sketch bana raha hota hai. Kisi bhi prakar ki galat fehmi aur afwahon pe dhyan na de

"i m not calling u slut but your vagina is used more then Google .."

Paapii waala joke . . . . . . . Perfume wala :- “sahab perfume lelo perfume . .” kanjus banda :- ” 25 paise wala dikhao. .” perfume wala :- bhosadi k ga#d me ungli dal ke sungh le.

Boy goes to a chemist- "Give me a condom. I'am going to my gf's house for dinner. Then he says "Give me 2 more. My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot." During dinner, her Dad walks in. Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying. 10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down. All are surprised. Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious" Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!!!!

A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "Fuck, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don't use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his second shot. Again he missed and under his breath he said, "I fuck'n missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don't use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn't help mutter, "Oh fuck'" The priest said, "That's it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance the GOD said, "FUCK, I Missed". P.S:->This khatta is meant for fun only. No intention to hurt any religion or religious feelings.

Before sex girl asked her boyfriend "what are we going to name our child?" Boy wore three condoms & said "iske baad bhi ho gya to Rajnikant..."

Ek panditiji ka tota raste se gujarte hue ek aadmi ko bohot galiyan deta tha. Roj-roj galiyan sun ke wo pareshaan ho gya & ek din usne panditji se shikayat ki. Panditji ne tote ko bohot datan. Agle din jab wo addmi fir us tote ke paas se gujra to tote ne kuch nahi kaha. Aadmi wapas aaya aur tote se bola, aaj tune gali nahi di... Tota bola: "Samajh to tu waise bhi gya hi hoga"...:)

Old one....and long one too.. Ek bahut hi harami launda tha jo baat baat per gaaliyan deta tha. Ek din uske mohalle walo ne haj yatra per jaane ka plan banaya per usko include nahi kiya, wo mukhiya ke paas gaya aur haj pe jaane ki permission mangi, mukhiya ne mana kar diya , after repeated requests mukhiya ne kaha ki we will watch you for five days, Agar tum paanch din me dikha dete ho ki tum sudhar gaye ho to hum tumhe le chalege. So for next five days he did not abuse anyone , aur haj yatra me shamil ho gaya. Beech me raat ho gayi to unhone ek jagah dera daala, aur time paas karne ke liye kuch kawali ka programme kar liya Ladies ek taraf aur gents ek taraf. Harami lauda gents ka leader ban gaya (in kawali).. Harami launda: Hum jayenge hajrat ki nagri. Ladies: Hum bhi jayengi hajrat ki nagri. Launda:Hum jayenge sar ke bal hajrat ki nagri, Ladies:Hum bhi jayenge sar ke bal hajrat ki nagri, Launda:Mohtarma aap nahi ja sakti sar ke bal hajrat ki nagri, Ladies: Hum bhi jayengi. ...

At a bar, one patron to another: “Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.” Why? “You’re so ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you” P.S. ->This khatta is meant for fun only,No intention to hurt anyone

Ek baar ek sharabi pee ke mandir ki sidio me gir jata hai.. Pujari: yahan kyon pade ho jaante nahi shivji ka mandir h shiv sabse bade hain. Sharabi: rahne de shivji agar sabse bada hai to parvat pe kyon pada Pujari: Chal tu parvat ko bada manle ab to nikal Sharabi: rehn de parvat bada to hanuman kyon le uda Pujari: chal hanumaan bada Sharabi: Hanumaan bada to Ram ke charno me kyon pada Pujari: Ram Bada Sharabi: Ram bada to uski bivi ko ravan kyon le uda Pujari Preshan hokar chal bhai tu hi batade kon bada Sharabi: Jo pee ke pada wohi sabse bada :D

A Negro wanted to go to a fancy dress party He told his Indian wife to get a costume Wife gets a snowman suit. Negro: wtf!!! U bloody Indian have u seen a black snowman! Get me another one. She gets a santa suit Negro: wtf!!! U bloody Indian! have u ever seen a black santa! Get another suit! Wife, gets pissed n brings bamboo Negro: what m I to do wid this? Wife: gaand mein daal aur chocobar banja bhenchod!!

Lines i learned at AIT and still use .. 1) bhassad main hain 2) Bhaut fight hai yaar 3) Fight maar raha/rahi hain 4) gucchi and pondy .... 5)funta ,funty If there are other do add :P

मार्च क्लोजिंग स्पेशल: बॉस लड़की के साथ कर रहा था! सहायक: वाह बॉस, अकेले -अकेले! हमारा नंबर कब आयेगा? बॉस: बस लड़की के बाद तुम्हारा ही नंबर है!

Little Johnny came home early from school and started calling his mother with no answer. He finally went up stairs and saw the bedroom door was open a little. When he peered in, he saw his dad on the bed with the maid so he quietly went outside and waited for his mother. When she showed up with some groceries, he said “Mommy, Mommy guess what I saw? I saw daddy upstairs on the bed with the maid and they were…….” And his Mother said, “Stop right there, Johnny”. Wait until supper tonight when the maid is serving the meal. When I wink at you, and then tell me the story.” At supper when all were seated and being served by the maid, she winked and Johnny began again. “Mommy, when I got home from school early today, I was looking for you and saw daddy on the bed with the maid. They were doing the same thing that I saw you and Uncle Phil doing at the cottage last summer.”

Miya Ghalib garibi se tang akr Daku bn gaya. Daketi krne Bank gye or kaha. Arj hai,Takdir me jo h whi milega, Hands Up madarchodo koi apni jagah se nhi hilega. Fir cashier se kaha...kuch khawab meri aankho se nikaal do Jo kuch b hai bhosadi ke jaldi se is bag mai dal do. Bhula de mujhko kya jata h tera, Mai ma chod dunga, jo kisi ne peecha kiya mera

Miya Ghalib garibi se tang akr Daku bn gaya. Daketi krne Bank gye or kaha. Arj hai,Takdir me jo h whi milega, Hands Up madarchodo koi apni jagah se nhi hilega. Fir cashier se kaha...kuch khawab meri aankho se nikaal do Jo kuch b hai bhosadi ke jaldi se is bag mai dal do. Bhula de mujhko kya jata h tera, Mai ma chod dunga, jo kisi ne peecha kiya mera

टीचर ने गोलू से कहा- ‘मामूली’ शब्द को वाक्य में इस्तेमाल करो। गोलू ने बहुत देर सोचने के बाद जवाब दिया- मेरी ‘मां मूली’ बड़े शौक से खाती है।

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All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said ' Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy , ...

टीचर ने गोलू से कहा- ‘मामूली’ शब्द को वाक्य में इस्तेमाल करो। गोलू ने बहुत देर सोचने के बाद जवाब दिया- मेरी ‘मां मूली’ बड़े शौक से खाती है।

बेटा: मां मैंने ख्वाब विच देखया के मेरा एक पैर जमीन ते है ते दूजा आसमान ते। मां: इस तरह दे ख्वाब न वेख्या कर, gaand फट जानी है तेरी।

Sunny Leone in Jism 2 . . Get ready for. aawaraPORN. :D banjaraPORN :D ;D

Sunny Leone in Jism 2 . . Get ready for. aawaraPORN. :D banjaraPORN :D ;D

A guy had to choose a wife frm 3 girls.:-):-) He gave each sum money to test them. 1st got a makeover to luk good.:-O The man got impressed.;-) . 2nd bought clothes 4 d guy & told him its he who is prime 4 her.:-) He liked her also;-) . . 3rd invested d money & made a profit & gave it back.The guy likd her too.;-);-) . . And finally wen d time came to choose . . The guy simply chose the girl with . . . . . . .The bigest boob. Men wil b Men! :D:D

Sunny Leone in Jism 2 . . Get ready for. aawaraPORN. :D banjaraPORN :D ;D

Adalat Mein Ek Talak Ka Case Aata Hai, Patni Judge Se Kehti Hai. Patni: “Ye Mujhe Bahut Chodta Hai, Main In Ke Sath Nahi Reh Sakti” Judge Uske Pati Se Puchta Hai: “Kitni Baar Chodte Ho Ek Din Mein?” Pati: “Raat Ko Sone Se Pehle, Phir Aadhi Raat Ko, Phir Subah Chai Se Pehle, Phir Chai Pee Ke, Phir Breakfast Se Pehle, Phir Breakfast Ke Baad, Phir Office Jane Se Pehle, Phir Office Se Aa Ke, Phir Lunch Karke, Phir Sham Ko Office Se Aa Ke, Phir Chai Pee Ke, Phir Dinner Se Phle Aur Fir Dinner Kar Ke, Judge: “Itni Baar Chod Ke Tu Bor Nahi Hota?” Pati: “Ji Jab Bor Hota Hu Tab Mutth Maar Leta Hu“

ek choti si cute si ladki ghar ke bahar khel rahi thi. Achanak bhagti hui andar aayi aur apne papa se boli. . Girl- Papa is paheli ka jawab do Masal masal k khada kiya or thuk laga k ghusa diya papa-chi chi maar khayegi. Girl- arre papa SUI ME DHAGA.. . aap bhi naa..lund ke lund hi rahoge..!!

Man goes to a chemist "Give me a condom. I'm going to my GF's home for dinner. Then he says "Give me 1 more. My GF's sis is a bomb & is still hotter. . __During dinner__ The dad walks in, Man lowers his head & starts praying. After 10 min & he is still praying, his head down. All r surprised.. Girl-I never knew u were so religious ! Man-I never KNEW YOUR DAD WAS A CHEMIST !:-D:-P;-)

A tricky ques for all the Khatta Corpians !!!!!! Suppose u r in bed , Sleeping in between hot , sexy Nude girl and a professional Gay, SO Which side u will turn Your ASS to ???????? :P :P Hit like for hot sexy nude Girl or comment for Gay

A tricky ques for all the Khatta Corpians !!!!!! Suppose u r in bed , Sleeping in between hot , sexy Nude girl and a professional Gay, SO Which side u will turn Your ASS to ???????? :P :P Hit like for hot sexy nude Girl or comment for Gay

Ek Baar Santa Train Mein Ja Raha Tha. Uske Samne Ek Ladki Mini-Skirt Dale Bethi Thi Aur Ussne Panty Bhi Nahin Pehni Thi. Santa Maje Se Usski Choot Ko Dekh Raha Tha, Achanak Ladki Santa Ko Boli. Ladki: “Kya Tum Meri Choot Dekh Rahe Ho?” Santa Chonk Gaya. Ladki Boli: “Koi Baat Nahin Dekho Dekho Badi Special Hai” Santa Hairan Hoke Bola: “Achha, Kya Special Hai?” Ladki Boli: “Meri Choot Aankh Bhi Marti Hai” Aur Ussne Choot Se Aankh Marwa Di. Santa Hairan Ho Kar Dekhta Raha. Ladki Boli: “Meri Choot Smile Bhi Pass Karti Hai” Aur Ladki Ne Apni Choot Hila Kar Smile Bhi Pass Karwa Di. Santa Phir Hairan Ho Kar Dekhta Raha. Ladki Ko Ab Tharak Chadd Gayi Thi, Vo Bade Pyar Se Santa Ko Boli, Ladki: “Idhar Aaao Aur Iss Mein Apni Do Ungaliyaa Daalo” Santa Hairan Hoke Seat Se Uchalta Hua Bola: “Oh Teri, Kya Yeh Seeti Bhi Maarti Hai?“

Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories? Pappu: Madam, Blue films

Couple in bed, wife is trying to sleep and hubby is reading. Every so often, hubby puts his hand under the sheets and touches her fanny. Wife takes off her nightie and hubby says, "Not tonight, I'm trying to read." She shouts, "Why the hell did you start with the 4play then?" He replied, "That wasn't 4play. I was just wetting my fingers to turn the pages!!

Couple in bed, wife is trying to sleep and hubby is reading. Every so often, hubby puts his hand under the sheets and touches her fanny. Wife takes off her nightie and hubby says, "Not tonight, I'm trying to read." She shouts, "Why the hell did you start with the 4play then?" He replied, "That wasn't 4play. I was just wetting my fingers to turn the pages!!

A tricky ques for all the Khatta Corpians !!!!!! Suppose u r in bed , Sleeping in between hot , sexy Nude girl and a professional Gay, SO Which side u will turn Your ASS to ???????? :P :P Hit like for hot sexy nude Girl or comment for Gay

Couple in bed, wife is trying to sleep and hubby is reading. Every so often, hubby puts his hand under the sheets and touches her fanny. Wife takes off her nightie and hubby says, "Not tonight, I'm trying to read." She shouts, "Why the hell did you start with the 4play then?" He replied, "That wasn't 4play. I was just wetting my fingers to turn the pages!!

गोलू 8 बजे स्कूल पहुंचा. टीचर – स्कूल 7 बजे शुरू होता है. इतने लेट क्यूँ आये ? गोलू - मिस, प्लीज आप मेरी इतनी फिकर मत किया करो. लोग गलत समझते हैं …. !

Jisney Engineering ko mazaak mein liya, samjho usney apna jeevan bigaad liya..! Par Jisney Engineering ko serious liya, saala usne b kya ukhaad liya ??? :P:D

एक आदमी का 40 वां जन्मदिन था। दोस्त: तुमने केक पर बल्ब क्यों लगाया है? आदमी: 40 मोमबत्ती लगाने में मुश्किल हो रही थी, इसलिए 40 वॉट का बल्ब लगा दिया।

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

Happy New Year........ Wish Khatta Corp. achieve all the milestones in this year :)

Happy New Year........ Wish Khatta Corp. achieve all the milestones in this year :)

sehwag ne W.Indies ki maa bahen chod di.....bhuuuurrrraaah

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. ... 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Singh. Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Mr. Singh says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Mr. Singh says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays............. Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room. Mr. Singh says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.. Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak, Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Mr. Singh say...

Apni GF ke samne doosri ladki ko kaise dekhe ? Boy : Tumne us ladki ko dekha, wo kapde usee bilkul suit nahi karte. Gal : Han haram kee pille tu to chahta hai wo kapde hi na pehne. Moral - Ladki ne phle hi sprite pi li thi :P

Before sex, you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked

Before sex, you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked

Before sex, you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked

Guest : Kya Nam hai Beta Apka? :) Boy : Mintu Guest : Arey Ye toh Ghar ka nam hai,wo Btao jo Apko school me bola jata hai. Boy : Oye Mintu Bhen ke Laude... :D

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell frnds what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my gf calls Me! Frnds scream: "Koi mat khana be.. KUTTA hai..."

7 chatai pr 7 sadhu baithe the, 1 admi ne sabse bade sadhu se pucha"Baba ladkiyaan bhaaw nai deti, kya karu"? . . . . . Sadhu (chote sadhu se) ek chatai aur laga BHAI k liye... :P

Girl 1 to Girl 2 - ur beautiful. Girl 2 - thanks , ur beautiful too :-). . . . Boy 1 to Boy 2 - ur handsome. . . . Boy 2 - muh me lele fir.. :-P

A mechanical engineer had all the equipments: screwdriver, tester, clamps, spade, jack etc. He once fell in love and lost his spade.....Y? . . . . . . . . . . Remember the song of Awara Pagal Diwana 'Jise hasna rona hain wo pyaar kare... jise "pana" (spade) khona hain wo pyar kare'

Tujhe dekha to dil pe na raha kabu Tujhe dekha to dil pe na raha kabu .. Pak chick pakra ja babu......

"DARDNAAK KAHANI" Ladka Ladki ko chahta tha, magar wo ladki nahi jaanti thi! Ek din ladke ne himmat ki aur ussey kaha, "Tum mujhe acchi lagti ho." To ladki ko Gussa aaya aur usne ladke k naak pe mukka maar diya. Ladke ki naak mei bohot dard hua, aur iss tarah.. Ye 'DARD' 'NAAK' wali kahani khatam hui.... :

Apni GF ke samne doosri ladki ko kaise dekhe ? Boy : Tumne us ladki ko dekha, wo kapde usee bilkul suit nahi karte. Gal : Han haram kee pille tu to chahta hai wo kapde hi na pehne. Moral - Ladki ne phle hi sprite pi li thi :P

Q: Why do people who have so much pressure drink so much? . . . A: Well, people drink at a bar... And bar is the unit of pressure

Photographer is the most Popular person at all Weddings.? FEMALES of ALL ages chase him saying... "Aap ne meri to lee he nahi" "meri sirf uuper se lain" "mein khari hoti hoon, phir meri lain" "meri poray group ke saath lain" "meri front se lain" "mairay saath meri behan ke bhe lain" .. ..and finally, "mairay saath mairay husband ke bhe lain"

जंगल में एक चीता बीड़ी पी रहा था. तभी एक चूहा वहाँ पर आया और बोला – “भाई, नशा करना छोड़ दो. आओ मेरे साथ और देखो जंगल कितना सुन्दर है !” चीते ने बीड़ी फ़ेंक दी और चूहे के पीछे चल दिया. आगे चलकर एक हाथी मिला जो कोकीन ले रहा था. चूहे ने हाथी से कहा – “भाई, नशा करना बुरी बात है. आओ मैं तुम्हे दिखाता हूँ कि हमारा जंगल कितना सुन्दर है.” हाथी भी कोकीन फेंक कर चूहे के पीछे-पीछे चल दिया. आगे चले तो देखा एक शेर व्हिस्की का पेग मारने जा रहा है. चूहे ने शेर को भी ज्ञान दिया …. चूहे की बात सुनकर शेर ने पेग रखा …. फिर उस को चार-पांच कंटाप लगा दिए. हाथी को गुस्सा आ गया – “क्यों मारा उसे ?” शेर – “इस साले ने कल भी भांग पीकर मुझे 3 घंटे जंगल में घुमाया था

Ek aadmi ka naam tha Laal... Wo shahar jata, bahut mahino ke baad ghar aata, biwi ko bhasad chodta, aur gand maar ke fir shahar bhaag jata... Next time jab wo Gaanw aaya to Gaaw wale: Laal aaya, dekho laal aaya Uski wife: Laal aaya, laal aaya, meri fuddi kaa kaal aaya

A crow shits on a sardar, sardarni hands over tissue to sardarji. Sardar says: Ab kiski gaand ponchhu? kawwa to udd gaya

Ek Call Girl Ka Janaza Nikla, To Usse Dekh Ke Ek Admi Bola. Aadmi: “Chalo Acha Hua Aakhir Aapas Mein Dono Milli To Sahi” Kisi Ne Pocha: “Kon Dono?” Wo Bola: “Uski Tangain“

HR Ankur Yadav : Ye नितिन ग्रेवाल aur Dharmendra Solanki ka history check karo!

Jab naya naya AIT mein aaya tha to 'अच्छा' ko senior log 'चोद' bolte the... Ajeeb lagta tha... Ab lagta hai, is se better term to koi ho hi nahin sakti thi.. :) 'अच्छी' cheezo par 'चोद' bole binaa feel nahin aati..

Jab naya naya AIT mein aaya tha to 'अच्छा' ko senior log 'चोद' bolte the... Ajeeb lagta tha... Ab lagta hai, is se better term to koi ho hi nahin sakti thi.. :) 'अच्छी' cheezo par 'चोद' bole binaa feel nahin aati..

Ankur Yadav : Recruitment mein kami aayi hai.. Cc- Prince Mishra Satvin Sato Kaustubh Dharmadhikari

Why did Santa Singh take his pregnant wife to " PIZZA HUT " ---Because they advertised "FREE DELIVERY "

Ankur Yadav sir counter,, dedicated to every girl ... Is Tarah Se Satane Ki Ki Kia Zarurat ThI, KAMINE Dil Ko Jalane Ki Kya Zarurat ThI! ... Jo Nahi Tha Ishq To Keh Dia Hota, ApnI AUQAAT Dekhane Ki kya Zarurat ThI! Maloom Tha K Ye Khawab Toot Jaeinge, MANHOOS Phir Nend Me Aane Ki kya Zarurat ThI! Maan Lo Agar K Ye ektarfa Mohabbat Thi To Phir KUTTEEE Mujhe Dekh K Muskarane Ki Kya Zarurat ThI! :P :D ;)